时间 英文 中文 [00:03] What are you making? 你在做什么 [00:05] Mashed cauliflower for my mom. 给我妈妈做花菜泥 [00:06] She has dietary restrictions. 她对饮食很挑剔 [00:07] Yes, I know. She has an angry bowel. 我知道 她有着愤怒的肠胃 [00:09] It’s irritable. 那叫易过敏 [00:11] Like your parents coming for Thanksgiving makes me. 你爸妈来过感恩节会让我也这样 [00:13] For the next six hours, I need…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] The Egyptian plover and the Nile crocodile 埃及千鸟和尼罗河鳄鱼 [00:05] are an example of a symbiotic relationship at its finest. 是共栖关系的最好体现例子 [00:10] So…we’re just watching TV with the pig now. 现在和猪一起看电视吗 [00:13] Is that it? Is this my life? 我的人生就是这样了吗 [00:15] Hans Gruber has a name, Mama. 汉斯·格鲁伯有名字的 妈妈 [00:17] We don’t…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Greg, honey, drop the hammer. 格雷格 亲爱的 放下锤子 [00:06] We all know this ends with you having a hook for a hand. 我们都知道结局是你装个钩子手 [00:08] I’m putting a nail on the door 我在门上钉颗钉子 [00:09] so someone can hang a “Boo” On it. 这样别人好挂上”呸” [00:12] Here we go — The Halloween Boo. 又来了…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Making breakfast for your kid with OCD 给有强迫症的孩子做早餐 [00:06] is like the world’s least-fun game of “Operation.” 就像全世界最无趣游戏”外科手术” [00:08] It takes a steady hand or — 手要稳 否则 [00:11] It touched. I can’t eat that. 碰到了 我不能吃 [00:13] If we were rich, Anna-Kat would be eccentric. 如果我们是有钱人 安娜凯特便是特立独行 [00:16] But we’re…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] You got to love public school — free babysitting 怎能不爱公立学校 免费的保姆 [00:03] and a convenient place to throw away my car garbage. 又方便我扔掉车里的垃圾 [00:06] You ruined my son’s life! 你毁了我儿子的人生 [00:09] Ah, Tara Summers — 泰拉·萨莫斯 [00:10] my daughter’s boyfriend’s mother. 我女儿男友的妈 [00:12] If I had one free punch for anyone…
时间 英文 中文 [00:07] – Did you fold all of this? – Yep. -这是你叠的吗 -是的 [00:09] It’s dirty, but thank you. 这是脏衣服 不过谢谢了 [00:11] Ugh. There were so many undies in it. 有好多内衣 [00:16] You seem relaxed. 你看起来很放松 [00:18] Must be feeling good about your presentation 看来对春季晚会的介绍 [00:19] – for the Spring Gala. – It’s…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] You did it, Katie. 你做到了 凯蒂 [00:03] You made it through the summer. 你熬过了暑假 [00:04] Mom? 妈 [00:05] These kids have been up in your face 这些孩子已经在你面前连着 [00:07] for 68 days in a row. 蹦跶了68天 [00:09] And now you get to place them in the custody 现在你可以让他们处于 [00:11] of the Westport…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] Katie! It’s Sage. 凯蒂 我是塞吉 [00:03] I wanted to see if you’d volunteer at the Fall Festival. 我想知道你是否愿意在秋季舞会上做义工 [00:05] I’ve got a five-hour block on the lunch-lady line. 我这里午餐队伍大排长龙 [00:08] Sloppy Tofurkey Joes! 豆腐火鸡肉酱堡 [00:10] How can you say “No”s? 叫你怎能不说好 [00:13] I rhymed. Call me! 我押韵了 回我电话 [00:14] Ooh! The…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] Katie, I just heard the news. 凯蒂 我刚收到消息 [00:03] I sold my book proposal! 我的出书提案通过了 [00:05] They’re going to pay me to write my book! 他们要出钱让我写书了 [00:06] Congratulations! 恭喜你 [00:07] And the publishers are sending a cash advance and everything! 出版商要预付现金 [00:09] Amazing! 太棒了 [00:10] And I thought of a title…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] The Westport Town & Country Club. 西港城镇乡村俱乐部 [00:02] Upside — it’s completely free if you live in the city limits. 优点 住在市区范围内就免费 [00:06] Downside — no mom in this town 缺点 这里的妈妈 [00:08] has the decency to let herself go. 都不好意思去 [00:10] Women over 25 who actually want to be seen…