时间 英文 中文 [00:00] No, no, no! 不不不 [00:02] I did not spend an entire day doing laundry 我不会花了一天时间洗衣服 [00:03] just to have it ruined by one stupid sock! 然后被一只愚蠢的袜子毁了 [00:05] Tell me where your friend is! 告诉我你的朋友在哪里 [00:07] Answer me, you son of a bitch! 回答我 你这个狗娘养的 [00:10] Don’t worry she always swears at…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] It’s springtime in Westport, 西港的春天到了 [00:02] which means birds are chirping, flowers are blooming, 意味着小鸟啁啾 花儿绽放 [00:05] and moms everywhere are breaking out their white jeans 各处的妈妈们穿上白色牛仔裤 [00:08] to show the world just how skinny they are. 让全世界看到她们有多瘦 [00:11] Mama? 妈妈 [00:12] How come you never wear white jeans like the…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Hey, Katie! 凯蒂 [00:05] Viv? 维芙 [00:06] How’d you get in? 你怎么进来的 [00:07] Oh! I broke in while you guys were away, 你们不在家时我闯了进来 [00:10] called a locksmith, pretended I was you, 叫了锁匠 我假装是你 [00:12] and had a key made. 配了把钥匙 [00:13] It’s not important. 这不重要 [00:14] Mm. Whatcha workin’ on? 你在做什么…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Do you know Chloe Brown Mueller 你知道克洛伊·布朗·米勒 [00:03] is running for Fairfield County councilperson? 要参选费尔菲尔德县议员吗 [00:06] I’ve been trying to think of a way to deface her lawn signs 我一直在琢磨怎么把她竞选标牌上的字母 [00:09] by rearranging the letters in her name. 改变一下顺序来羞辱她 [00:11] Cross out the “C” and the “H”, 把克留下 [00:13] slip in…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Good morning. 早上好 [00:05] You better not be planning anything special 你最好不是在为明天的结婚纪念日 [00:07] for our anniversary tomorrow. 做什么特别的安排 [00:09] Don’t worry. 别担心 [00:10] I learned my lesson last Valentine’s Day. 上次情人节我已经受到教训了 [00:12] You’re not a fan of grand romantic gestures. 你不太喜欢浪漫的示爱 [00:14] Great. 很好 [00:15] So, no white doves, Cupid costumes,…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] I can’t believe this window is still stuck. 真不敢相信窗户还是卡住的 [00:04] I’m freezing to death! 我快冻死了 [00:05] Before you die, 在你死之前 [00:06] where in your room did you hide your Halloween candy? 告诉我你把万圣节糖果藏在房间哪里 [00:08] Mom, I didn’t think any car could be worse than your minivan. 妈 我觉得你的迷你厢式车是最烂的 [00:11] But here we…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Okay. Last chance to cram before the test tomorrow. 好了 明天考试前临时抱佛脚的最后机会 [00:04] What are the periodic symbols for table salt? 组成食盐的元素周期符号是什么 [00:07] S-a…l-t. SA…LT[盐] [00:11] I’m so glad Taylor and Ellen are still friends. 我真庆幸泰勒和艾伦仍是朋友 [00:13] She is a hot girl’s parents’ dream. 她简直就是正妹父母的梦想中人 [00:15] There is no way 跟她一起玩 [00:16]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] Ooh! Looks like Santa forgot one. 看来圣诞老人忘了一块 [00:08] Presents! 礼物 [00:13] Merry Christmas, sweetheart. 圣诞快乐 亲爱的 [00:15] You look handsome in your new outfit. 你穿着新衣服真帅 [00:17] Really? ‘Cause I risked it this year and went full mannequin. 是吗 今年我冒险全跟着人型模特走 [00:19] Whatever the mannequin was wearing, I bought. 人型模特穿的 我就买 [00:21] Everybody…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Flavor of Westport, “西港的风味” [00:05] where the hippest restaurants in town 在这里 市里最时尚的餐厅 [00:07] offer samples of their signature dishes. 派送他们招牌菜的试吃品 [00:09] Quinoa pie, kale on a stick. 藜麦派 甘蓝串 [00:12] Things I would eat if I was on the show “Survivor” 这些是我在《幸存者》节目中会吃的东西 [00:13] and I already ate every rat on…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Dude, we have a test. You have to focus. 伙计 要考试了 你得专心 [00:04] I have no motivation to succeed. 我没有成功的动机 [00:05] You don’t understand how hard it is to study 你不知道当你知道有大额 [00:07] when you know you’re sitting on a huge trust fund. 信托基金支持时 学习有多难 [00:09] Dude, I’m so sorry, man —…