时间 英文 中文 [00:29] Checkmate. 将军 [00:32] -again? -obviously, -又将? -显然 [00:33] You’re not well suited for three-dimensional chess. 你还不够格来玩三维国际象棋 [00:36] Perhaps three-dimensional candy land would be more your speed. 你的速度或许更适合玩三维糖果盒游戏 [00:39] Just reset the board. 这盘重来 [00:41] It must be humbling to suck on so many different levels. 这么多层都得我让你 还真丢脸啊 [00:51] Hey, guys. 好…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] No, see, the liquid-metal terminators were created 不 你想 液态金属终结者 [00:06] In the future by skynet, 是天网系统在未来世界创造的角色 [00:07] And skynet was developed by miles dyson, 而天网系统是由麦尔斯·戴森开发的 [00:09] But that future no longer exists 但这样的未来不会存在了 [00:11] Due to dyson’s death in terminator 2. 因为戴森已经在终结者2里死了 [00:13] Okay,read only this. 好吧 但你这样想 [00:16] Assuming…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Okay… 好 [00:05] The x-tens are online. X-10(先进网络技术)已经联网了 [00:07] Gentlemen, I am now about send a signal 先生们 我现在要通过这台电脑发射一个信号 [00:10] From this laptop through our local isp 连接到我们当地的互联网服务供应商 [00:13] Racing down fiber-optic cable at the speed of light 以光速在光纤电缆中传输到旧金山 [00:15] To san francisco, bouncing off a satellite 再通过地球同步轨道卫星 [00:18] In geosynchronous…
时间 英文 中文 [00:11] Damn you, walletnook.com! 该死的walletnook.com! [00:14] Problem? 怎么了? [00:15] The online description was completely misleading. 网站的产品介绍完全是误导 [00:18] “8 slots plus removable id”. 上面说”八个卡缝加一个可移动的身份证” [00:21] To any rational person, that would mean room for nine cards. 对任何理性的人来说 那意味着可以放九张卡 [00:24] But they don’t tell you the removable id takes up one slot. 但他们没说可移动身份证也占一个卡缝 [00:27]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Watch this, it’s really cool. 看看这个 简直太酷了 [00:05] Call leonard hofstadter. 呼叫里奥纳德·霍夫斯塔德 [00:07] Did you say “call hellen boxlightner?” 是否呼叫海伦·博克斯莱特纳? [00:13] No. Call leonard hofstadter. 不 呼叫里奥纳德·霍夫斯塔德 [00:17] Did you say “call temple badsaidor?” 是否呼叫坦布尔·巴德塞德? [00:22] No! Let me try! -不是! -让我来试试 [00:25] Call… 呼叫… [00:26] McFlono McFlooniloo 麦克夫罗诺·麦克夫鲁尼路 [00:30] Calling…
时间 英文 中文 [00:09] Okay, if no one else will say it, I will. 好吧 如果没人开口那我就直说了 [00:11] We really suck at paintball. 我们在彩弹枪方面糟透了 [00:15] That was absolutely humiliating. 这真是太丢人了 [00:17] Come on, some battles you win, some battles you lose. 拜托 胜败乃兵家常事嘛 [00:20] Yes, but you don’t have to lose to 是啊 但也不能输给 [00:21] kyle…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] All right! I’m moving my infantry division. 好吧 我要调动我的步兵师 [00:06] Augmented by battalion of orcs from lord of the rings. 从指环王里的兽人营加过来的 [00:09] We flank the tennessee volunteers 我们从侧翼包围了田纳西的志愿兵 [00:11] And the north, once again, wins the battle of gettysburg. 而在北方 我们又一次赢得了葛底斯堡战役 [00:14] Not so fast! 没这么快! [00:15] Remember, the south still…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] You know, I’ve been thinking about time travel again. 我又开始考虑时光旅行的事了 [00:06] Why? did you hit a roadblock with invisibility? 为什么? 你撞上看不见的障碍物了? [00:10] Put it on a backburner. 先不提那个 [00:12] Anyway. it occurs to me, 不论如何 我突然想到 [00:14] If I have ever did perfect time machine, 如果我能有个完美的时光机 [00:16] I’d just go into…
时间 英文 中文 [00:13] Alright, just a few more feet. 近在眼前了 [00:15] And… here we are, gentlemen, 到了 同志们 [00:18] The gates of elzebob. 黑暗之门 [00:21] Good lord. 上帝保佑 [00:22] Don’t panic. this is what the last 97 hours have been about. 沉住气 97小时的鏖战就为了这一刻 [00:25] Stay frosty. there’s a horde of armed goblins 站着别动 那有一大群拿着武器的地精…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Here we go. pad thai,no peanuts. 给 泰国炒面 不加花生 [00:05] But does it have peanut oil? 里面有花生油吗 [00:07] I’m not sure. 我不太清楚 [00:08] Everyone keep an eye on howard in case he starts to swell up. 大家都盯着点霍华德以防他肿起来 [00:12] Since it’s not bee season,you can have my epinephrine. 既然现在没蜜蜂出没 你可以用我的肾上腺素 [00:15] -are…