时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Let’s see, Raj was the Kung Pao Chicken. 拉杰是宫保鸡丁 [00:04] I’m the dumplings. 我是饺子 [00:05] Yes, you are. 没错 [00:08] Creepy, howard. 太恶心了 霍华德 [00:10] Creepy good or creepy bad? 恶心得可爱还是纯粹的恶心 [00:13] Who was the shrimp with lobster sauce? 谁点的鲜虾加龙虾酱 [00:15] That would be me. 那是我的 [00:16] Come to papa, you…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Fellow warriors, 亲爱的战友们 [00:04] This is sheldor the conqueror. 我是征服者谢耳朵 [00:05] We are about to enter axidus’ fortress. 我们将要挺进阿克西多斯堡垒 [00:08] Now, this is a long run, so let’s do another bladder check. 这是一场持久战 请大家做好排尿工作 [00:12] All right, barry, we’ll wait for you again, 好的 巴里 我们再等等你 [00:15] But you really should…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Worst. renaissance. fair. ever. 史上最逊的文艺复兴集会 [00:08] Please let it go, sheldon. 别再墨迹了 谢尔顿 [00:10] It was rife with historical inaccuracies. 还原历史的准确度也太低了 [00:13] For example, the tavern girl serving flagons of mead. 举个例子 客栈的女服务生上给我们一大壶蜂蜜酒 [00:16] Her costume was obviously germanic. 她的服装明显是日耳曼式的 [00:18] But in 1487, the bavarian purity laws, 但在1487年 巴伐利亚纯酿法令 [00:21]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] so you see what you eating is not technically yogurt, 知道了吧 你吃的这个 不算是真的酸奶酪 [00:04] because it doesn’t have enough live acidophilus cultures. 因为里面没有足够的 活的嗜酸培养菌 [00:07] It’s really just ice milk with carrageenan added for thickness. 只不过是冰牛奶里加了点 角叉胶 增加粘稠度 [00:10] Oh,that’s very interesting. 喔 真有意思哈 [00:12] It’s also not pink and has…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Wo de zing shi sheldon. 我的姓是谢尔顿 [00:05] Non, c’est… 不 应该是 [00:06] Wo de ming zi shi sheldon. 我的名字是谢尔顿 [00:10] Wo de ming zi shi sheldon. 我的名字是谢尔顿 [00:14] What’s this? 这算什么? [00:17] That’s what you did. 你不是这么做的嘛 [00:19] I assumed, as in a number of languages, 我以为在某些语言里 [00:20] That the gesture…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Take him down! He’s got you, sheldon. -把他按倒 -你没辙了 谢尔顿 [00:05] Look at this move! He’s completely schooling you. 放得漂亮! 你实在太菜了 [00:08] Hey, guys. guys. 伙计们 伙计们 [00:09] Some of the other waitresses wanted me to ask you something. 有几个女服务生要我来问你们一声 [00:11] It’s called Tresling. It combines the physical strength of arm…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] On the other hand, some physicists are concerned 另一方面呢 物理学家又开始担心 [00:04] That if this supercollider actually works, 一旦超撞机真的实现 [00:06] It’ll create a black hole and swallow up the earth, 它产生的黑洞会吞噬地球 [00:08] Ending life as we know it. 终结生命 [00:10] Pfft, what a bunch of crybabies. 真是一群爱哭鬼 [00:12] No guts, no glory,…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] This sandwich is an unmitigated disaster. 这三明治真是个彻底的失败品 [00:06] I asked for turkey and roast beef 我点的是火鸡和烤牛肉 [00:08] With lettuce and swiss on whole wheat. 全麦上放生菜和芝士 [00:10] What did they give you? 那他们给你的什么? [00:11] Turkey and roast beef 火鸡和烤牛肉 [00:12] With swiss and lettuce on whole wheat. 全麦上放的芝士和生菜 [00:19] It’s the right…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] New more details about the new star trek film. “星舰迷航”有新的内幕消息说 [00:05] There’s going to be a scene depicting spock’s birth. 会有描写史巴克出生的镜头 [00:09] I’d be more interested 我还是对描写 [00:10] In a scene depicting spock’s conception. 史巴克是如何被怀上的镜头更感兴趣 [00:13] Oh, please. 算了吧 [00:14] For vulcans, mating– or if you will, pon fahr– 对于瓦肯人 交配…
时间 英文 中文 [00:06] Here’s the problem with teleportation. 关于瞬间转移有一个问题 [00:12] Lay it on me. 折磨我吧 [00:14] Assuming a device could be invented 假设我们可以发明一个设备 [00:16] Which would identify the quantum state of matter 它能在某一地点 [00:18] Of an individual in one location 确定某一个体的量子结构 [00:20] And transmit that pattern to a distant location for reassembly, 并把其图像传送到另一地点再重新拼接到一起 [00:23]…