时间 英文 中文 [00:18] Okay, help me out here. 谁给我解释一下 [00:19] How does an archeology professor get that good with a whip? 一位考古学教授怎么会把鞭子玩得那么溜 [00:23] Maybe he took a class at the adult bookstore. 估计是在成人书店学的吧[暗指SM] [00:25] That’s how I learned. 反正我是这么学的 [00:27] I can’t believe you’ve never seen Raiders of the Lost Ark. 真不敢相信你居然没看过《法柜奇兵》 [00:30] And…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] No, seriously, 说真的 [00:04] I think I’ve finally figured out my problem with women. 我终于明白为何自己找不到女人了 [00:07] The capybara is the largest member of the rodent family. 水豚是啮齿类动物中为数最多的品种 [00:11] What does that have to do with me and women? 这跟我与找女人有何关联 [00:13] Nothing. It was a desperate attempt 没关联 我只是迫切想为 [00:14] to introduce…
时间 英文 中文 [00:08] Problem? 有问题吗 [00:09] This is the worst cobbler I’ve ever eaten. 这是我吃过最难吃的脆皮水果派 [00:11] It tastes like it’s made of actual ground-up shoemaker. 味道就跟出自一个初级的补鞋匠之手一样 [00:15] Amusing. A play on the two meanings of “cobbler.” 真好笑 “cobbler”一词两意都点到了 [00:22] Hey guys. Guess who I found at LAX? 伙计们 猜猜我在洛杉矶机场发现谁了 [00:24] My baby sister Priya….
时间 英文 中文 [00:06] All I’m saying is, if they took all the money they spent 我只是想说 一部像样的《绿巨人》 [00:08] trying to make a decent Hulk movie, 让电影公司砸了不少钱 [00:09] they could probably just make an actual Hulk. 他们完全可以拿这笔钱 造一个真正的绿巨人出来 [00:13] That is apt and amusing. 这观点真是聪明又有趣 [00:15] I think I shall share that with Amy Farrah…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] I’m telling you, if xenon emits ultraviolet light, 我告诉你 如果氙能放射出紫外线 [00:06] then those dark matter discoveries must be wrong. 那些有关暗物质的发现都会是错的 [00:08] Yes, well, if we lived in a world 那是 如果我们住在一个 [00:10] where slow-moving xenon produced light, 缓慢运动的氙原子能放出光子的世界 [00:12] then you’d be correct. 那你就是对的 [00:13] Also, pigs would fly, 与此同时 猪能飞…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] All right, I’m ready for my next question. 好的 我准备好答下道题目了 [00:06] In a world where rhinoceroses are domesticated pets, 在一个犀牛被当宠物养的世界中 [00:10] who wins the Second World War? 谁将赢得第二次世界大战 [00:14] Uganda. 乌干达 [00:16] Defend. 理由 [00:17] Kenya rises to power on the export of rhinoceroses. 肯尼亚会因出口犀牛而崛起 [00:20] A Central African power block…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Whatcha doin’ there? 在干嘛呢 [00:06] Working on a new plan to catch the roadrunner? 研究抓哔哔鸟的新方法吗 [00:09] The humorous implication being that I am Wile E. Coyote? 你这个幽默暗指我是大笨狼怀尔吗 [00:14] Yes. 没错 [00:16] And this is a schematic for a bird-trapping device 而板上画的捕鸟设备 [00:18] that will ultimately backfire and cause me physical injury?…
时间 英文 中文 [00:07] And now the kung pao chicken. 现在是宫保鸡丁 [00:10] Smooth. 很顺利啊 [00:11] And finally, 最后 [00:13] my moo shu pork. 我的木须肉 [00:18] Whoo-hoo! 给力! [00:20] Oh, there you have it, gentlemen. 菜上齐了 先生们 [00:21] Our entire dinner unpacked by robot. 整整一桌由机器人上的晚餐 [00:24] And it only took 28 minutes. 而且只花了28分钟 [00:28] Impressive, but…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Ok, we’ve got the power to the laser. 搞定 激光接上电源了 [00:06] I should’ve brought an umbrella. 我应该带把伞来的 [00:09] What for? It’s not gonna rain. 作甚啊 又不会下雨 [00:10] I know that. 我知道 [00:11] But with skin as fair as mine, moon burn is real possibility. 但我如此白嫩的肌肤还是有可能被月光灼伤的 [00:16] That’s a “Bazinga,” Right? 这是个”逗你玩儿”…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Okay, Babydoll Pink, 粉色指甲油 [00:05] let’s see if you can cover up the fact that I got my dad’s feet. 看看你能不能把我爸遗传的大脚遮小点 [00:09] It’s just two degrees, Sheldon. 谢尔顿 就两度 [00:10] I just want to turn up the thermostat two degrees! 我只想把恒温器调高两度 [00:13] Let me point out that two degrees 让我像你指出 两度…