时间 英文 中文 [00:05] Morning. 早啊 [00:06] Morning. 早 [00:09] Sleep okay? 睡得好吗 [00:09] Mm-hmm. Great. 挺好的 [00:13] Hey, can I ask you something? 我能问你点儿事儿吗 [00:15] Sure. 问吧 [00:16] Last night, me wanting to try that stuff out 昨晚我想尝试《性爱宝典》 [00:18] of the Kama Sutra, 里面的那招 [00:19] was that fun for you or kinda racially insensitive?…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Buona sera, Luigi’s Pizza. 晚上好 路易吉披萨[意大利语] [00:07] Buona sera. 晚上好[意大利语] [00:08] It means good evening in Italian. 这是意大利语的”晚上好” [00:11] May I say, having to explain that to you calls into question 我想说 跟你解释这个问题 [00:14] the authenticity of your ristorante? 让我对你们”餐厅”的正宗性产生了怀疑 [00:18] Okay, I’m out of here. 我出去了 [00:19] Un momento. 稍等[意大利语]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Guess who I found at LAX. My baby sister Priya. 猜我在洛杉矶机场发现谁了 我的妹妹普丽娅 [00:07] It’s really nice to see you again, Leonard. 真高兴再次见到你 莱纳德 [00:09] Yeah, it’s good to see you, too. 恩 我也很高兴见到你 [00:11] Here you go. 到了 [00:12] Thanks. 谢谢 [00:16] – You slept with my sister?! – Yeah. -你上了我妹妹…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Here’s what I wonder about zombies. 我对僵尸有一点困惑 [00:08] What happens if they can’t get any human flesh to eat? 要是他们找不到人肉吃会怎么样 [00:11] They can’t starve to death– they’re already dead. 他们不可能饿死 他们本来就是死人嘛 [00:14] You take this one. I spent an hour last night on 你听听我的 我昨晚花了一个小时在想 [00:16] “How do vampires shave “既然吸血鬼在镜子里…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Good evening. 晚上好 [00:04] I’m your guest lecturer, Dr. Sheldon Cooper. 我是你们的客座讲师 谢尔顿·库珀博士 [00:13] I was expecting applause, 我还等着掌声呢 [00:16] but I suppose stunned silence is equally appropriate. 不过”王八之气”震慑后的安静也挺好的 [00:20] I agreed to speak to you this evening, 我之所以今晚愿意来给你们上课 [00:23] because I was told that you’re the best and the brightest…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Hey. So you guys ready to order? 你们准备点菜了吗 [00:05] Since we come in every Tuesday night at 6:00 既然我们每个周二晚上6点都来 [00:08] and order the same exact thing, and it’s now 6:08 点完全一样的菜 现在是6:08分了 [00:12] I believe your question not only answers itself 我想 不言而喻的不仅是这个问题 [00:14] but also stands alongside such other nonsensical…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Ma, Ma, calm down. 老妈 淡定 [00:06] Listen to me. 听我说 [00:07] I know it says click with the mouse, 我知道上面说着用鼠标点击 [00:08] but on a laptop, the trackpad is the mouse. 但在笔记本电脑上 触控板就相当于鼠标了 [00:11] Now, put your finger on it. 现在 把你的手指放上去 [00:14] Doesn’t matter which finger. 无所谓用哪根手指 [00:17] Good choice….
时间 英文 中文 [00:08] Water Demon. 水魔王 [00:12] Ice Dragon. 冰龙 [00:14] Lesser Warlord of Ka’a. 卡哈战神 [00:17] Not so fast. 慢着 [00:20] Infinite Sheldon. 无敌谢尔顿 [00:24] Infinite Sheldon? 无敌谢尔顿 [00:25] Yes, Infinite Sheldon defeats all other cards 是的 “无敌谢尔顿”能击败其他所有牌 [00:28] and does not violate the rule against homemade cards 而且没有违背自制卡牌的规则 [00:30] because I made…
时间 英文 中文 [00:12] Clarify something for me. 谁能给我澄清一下 [00:14] Isn’t the point of a communal meal 聚餐的精髓难道不该在于 [00:17] the exchange of ideas and opinions? 互相交换看法和主张吗 [00:19] An opportunity to consider important issues of the day? 这难道不该是讨论今日大事的时刻吗 [00:22] It is. 是啊 [00:23] You just kind of put a damper on things 但是每当你威胁要将 [00:25] when you…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] You know who’s gonna be the bravest person in the Marvel Universe? 你知道漫画英雄世界里谁最有种吗 [00:07] Whoever has to give She-Hulk a bikini wax. 能给女浩克做比基尼蜜蜡除毛的最有种 [00:10] You want to talk brave, 要说有种嘛 [00:12] how about Captain America’s undocumented Mexican gardener? 美国队长那位从墨西哥偷渡过来的园丁怎么样 [00:16] He’s not braver than whoever uses the bathroom after The Thing?…