时间 英文 中文 [00:01] So, anyway, last night on video chat, I spent, like, 昨晚视频聊天的时候 我看着Lucy的双眼 [00:04] 20 minutes just staring into Lucy’s eyes. 整整20分钟 [00:06] Oh, that sounds romantic. 噢 听起来好浪漫 [00:08] It was until I realized the screen had frozen. 后来我才发现是画面卡住了 [00:12] Still one of my top three dates of all time. 但这还是我最喜欢的三次约会之一…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Burbank Airport, please. 请去Burbank机场 [00:04] Vegas, here we come! 维加斯 我们来了! [00:05] No husbands, 不带老公 [00:06] no boyfriends, no rules. 不带男友 没有底线 [00:08] No rules? 没有底线? [00:10] We’re not gonna get drunk and have a six-way 我们总不会喝得醉醺醺 [00:12] with the Blue Man Group, are we? 和蓝人乐团(三人乐团 头戴涂满蓝色油漆的塑胶头套身穿黑衣)群P对吧? [00:14] No. 不会 [00:16]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] The interface is pretty simple. 操作界面很简单 [00:03] You put your horizontal “X” coordinate here, 这儿填水平坐标 [00:06] vertical “Y” coordinate here. 垂直坐标填在这儿 [00:08] When you’re happy with those, you press this button. 确定坐标没问题了 就按这个按钮 [00:10] Got it. 明白了 [00:15] Leonard, you’ll never guess who I just found online… Hey! Leonard 你不会相信我搜到了什么… 嘿!…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Oh, dear. 天啊 [00:04] Penny, have you been recording shows Penny 你是不是又用我们的录像机 [00:06] – on our DVR again? – No. – 录节目了? – 没有 [00:08] Answer honestly. This is not a trial. 老实交代 我又不是在审问你 [00:12] That’ll come later. 问完才会审呢 [00:13] Absolutely not. 当然没有 [00:16] Help me out here. I can’t afford…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] I was reading about this jellyfish that never dies. 我最近看到书上说水母永远不会死 [00:05] Instead, it reverts to its asexual state 而是回到一种无性形态 [00:07] and then grows up again. 重新生长 [00:09] We thought my 90-year-old grandfather had reverted 我们都以为我九十岁的爷爷回到了无性形态 [00:11] to an asexual state, but the lawsuit 但是他那个来自牙买加的护工的证词 [00:12] from his Jamaican caregiver proved us…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] What you doing? 你在干什么? [00:05] You said clean up. 你让我收拾屋子 [00:06] I’m cleaning up. 我正在收拾呢 [00:10] You can’t just throw everything in the closet. 你不能把所有的东西都往衣帽间里扔 [00:12] Hey, you can tell me 嘿 你可以告诉我 [00:13] what to do or you can tell me how to do it, 要做什么 或者告诉我怎么做 [00:16] but you…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Look, I know you guys don’t want to do this, 我知道你们不想弄这事 [00:04] but we have no choice. 但我们没得选好吗 [00:05] So, you can either bitch and whine 你们大可以唧唧歪歪 浪费时间 [00:06] or we can just get it over with. 也可以通力合作 早点搞定 [00:08] I got “whine.” 我负责唧唧 [00:08] I got the “b word.” 我负责歪歪…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Previously on The Big Bang Theory… 《生活大爆炸》前情回顾 [00:03] Can I have your attention, please? 请大家听我说几句 [00:06] We’re all here tonight 今晚我们齐聚一堂是因为 [00:08] because we have no one to be with. 我们没有另一半相陪 [00:10] We’ve got to stop defining our self-worth 我们不能再以是否有恋爱对象 [00:13] by whether or not we’re in a relationship. 来定义我们的自我价值 [00:17]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] You’ll never believe what happened to me at work today. 你绝对想不到我今天工作时遇上了什么事 [00:04] This old guy was choking on his food, and I saved his life. 一个老头子吃东西噎到了 我救了他一命 [00:08] You’re kidding. Did you Heimlich him? 真的吗 你对他用了海姆立克急救法吗 [00:09] No. I said, “Oh, my God, I think that old guy’s choking,” 没有 我说…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] I don’t know why I avoided 真不知道我这些年来 [00:04] the Harry Potter books for so long. 为什么不看哈利波特系列小说 [00:05] These are great. 写得很不错啊 [00:06] I just started number six. 我刚开始看第六册 [00:08] That’s a good one. 那本挺好看的 [00:10] Dumbledore dies in that one. 邓布利多在这一本里死了 [00:14] Yeah, I know, I didn’t see it coming, either….