时间 英文 中文 [00:02] I gotta tell you, the more I read about the 我不得不说 我越读有关 [00:04] primordial gravity wave discovery, the more excited I get. 原始重力波的发现 我就越兴奋 [00:07] I know. Being an astrophysicist right now 是啊 现在当个天体物理学家 [00:09] is like being a rock star. 就跟当个摇滚巨星似的 [00:11] Only without the sex. 除了没歌迷送炮之外 [00:14] Yeah, literally,…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Boy, do I have to urinate. 天啊 我超想尿尿 [00:07] If only there were a solution to that. 要是有办法解决就好了 [00:10] Seriously. 真的 [00:12] I feel like I’ve got a fish tank in my pelvis. 我感觉骨盆那里好像有个鱼缸 [00:16] So go to the bathroom. 那就去上厕所啊 [00:17] I can’t. 不行 [00:19] Why not? 为什么 [00:21] Because…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Should you really be sitting in Sheldon’s spot? 你真的要坐在谢尔顿的宝座上吗 [00:04] He’s Texas, he’ll never know. 他人在德州 不可能会知道 [00:06] I wouldn’t be so sure about that. 我觉得话别说太早 [00:08] Yeah, he has a very sensitive butt. 是啊 他的屁屁可敏感了 [00:12] Well, it’s true. 是真的 [00:14] Once I saw him sit on a bunch of…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Raj, your tag is sticking out. 拉杰 衣服标签跑出来了 [00:04] Thank you. That was the closest I’ve come to sex 谢谢 这是我大概两年来 [00:06] in, like, two years. 离做爱最接近的一次了 [00:09] Now I feel a little gross. 现在我觉得有点恶心了 [00:12] You’re only making it seem more real for me. 你这话更让我觉得像做爱了 [00:16] Hey, that’s my wife….
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] I’m thinking about growing a goatee. 我在考虑留个山羊胡 [00:05] Oh, actually that’s a Van Dyke. 你那样是范·戴克式胡 [00:05] 范·戴克式胡是指 从上唇处连到下巴处的胡子造型 [00:06] A goatee is just hair on the chin. 山羊胡的话就只留下巴处 [00:08] Oh. Wait, then what is it if you just have hair up here? 等等 那如果是只有上面这块的胡须呢 [00:11] You mean a moustache? 你是指笑虎子吗 [00:12]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Item 28: 项目第28条 [00:04] your pet name for me. 你为我取的爱称 [00:06] Time’s running out on this. You need to make a decision. 时间不多了 你得下决定 [00:09] I submitted you a notarized list. 我发给你公证过的爱称提议表了 [00:12] I’m sorry, but “Gollum” and “Flakey” are not acceptable. 抱歉 你提的”咕噜”跟”疯婆子”不行好吗 [00:12] 咕噜是《魔戒》系列中的角色 长相丑陋怪异 [00:15] Well, you don’t…
时间 英文 中文 [00:07] T minus 60 seconds 发射倒数60秒[太空倒数用语] [00:09] Oh, it all comes down to this! 终于到了这关键一刻 [00:11] Oh, I’ve got butterflies. 我紧张到胃酸要逆流成河了 [00:13] Don’t get soft on me, Hofstadter. 别在这时候掉链子 霍夫斯塔德 [00:15] I will slap those glasses right off your face. 小心爷一掌把你脸上的眼镜都打飞 [00:20] What’s going on? 你们这是干嘛 [00:21] Hey. We’re about to buy…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Previously on The Big Bang Theory: 《生活大爆炸》前情回顾 [00:02] This is just a minor setback. 这只是一点小挫折 [00:05] No, it’s not, okay? 这不是 明白吗 [00:06] I’ve been out here for, like, ten years. 我已经离家拼搏十年了 [00:07] I have nothing to show for it. 我依然一无所有 [00:09] Well, you have me. 你有我啊 [00:13] I do have…
时间 英文 中文 [00:15] This is nice, that we all get to eat together. 真好 大家能一起吃饭 [00:18] Absolutely. 超棒 [00:26] Can we maybe put the phones down 大家能放下手机 [00:27] and have an actual human conversation? 来点人类的真实交流吗 [00:30] We can, 可以是可以 [00:31] but thanks to Steve Jobs, 但多谢了史蒂夫·乔布斯 [00:32] we don’t have to. 我们不用那么麻烦 [00:36] Guys,…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Advantage left-side competitor. 左方参赛者领先 [00:02] Xbox 体感游戏《Kinect运动大会2》 [00:07] Wow, you’re really good at this. 你很会玩这游戏啊 [00:08] Well, I have an extremely low center of gravity. 姐重心低 下盘稳 [00:12] I’m like a pyramid. 就像个金字塔 [00:18] How you doing over there? 你还好吗 [00:19] Oh, I hope it’s just a sprain. 希望只是脚扭伤 [00:23] I…