时间 英文 中文 [00:03] I just read about an experiment 我刚在书上看到一个实验 [00:05] designed to see if you could make two people fall 为测试是否能让两个人 [00:07] in love in a matter of hours. 在几小时内爱上彼此而设 [00:08] That doesn’t sound right. 听起来不太对啊 [00:10] My research has shown that it takes three to five years 我的研究结果显示 这需要3到5年的 [00:12] of shameless…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] I’ve invented a science joke, would you like to hear it? 我新编了一个科学笑话 想听吗 [00:06] Sure. 好啊 [00:08] How many Edisons does it take to screw in a light bulb? 换一个灯泡要多少个爱迪生呢 [00:12] How many? 几个 [00:13] Who cares? He stole the idea 谁管他 他偷了灯泡这个创意 [00:15] and doesn’t deserve his own joke. 他不配有自己为主题的笑话…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] So, tell me about your day– 跟我说说你今天干了什么吧 [00:04] how’s it going with the particle detector? 粒子探测器的进展如何 [00:07] Wow! You remember that? 哇 你还记着这个 [00:08] Yeah, I listen to what you say. 当然 你的话我都有好好听 [00:10] You’re building a particle detector 你正在用超流氦 [00:11] using superfluid helium. 打造一个粒子探测器 [00:14] You know, when you talk…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] Okay, we’re headed out– See you later. 我们要出门了 再见 [00:06] Before you leave, 你俩走之前 [00:07] could you test these noise-cancelling headphones? 能帮我测试一下这降噪耳机吗 [00:10] Yeah, sure. Okay. 好呀 [00:14] Go ahead. 开始吧 [00:15] Hello, can you hear me? 你好 能听见我说话吗 [00:21] Sheldon, I haven’t changed the filter 谢尔顿 咱家水壶里的 [00:23] in the…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] What color would you like to be? 你想当哪个颜色 [00:05] Well, I’d like to be green, but you know you always take it. 我想要绿色啊 可是每次都被你抢了 [00:08] That’s not true. 没有好吗 [00:09] Any color’s fine with me. 我哪个颜色都行 [00:11] Yeah, I could be a-a combination of blue and yellow. 给我蓝色和黄色的结合色也行啊 [00:16] Blue and…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Hey, how are things going with your parents? 你父母的情况怎么样了 [00:05] Not great. They hired divorce attorneys. 不太好 他们请了离婚律师 [00:08] You know, speaking of attorneys, 说到律师 [00:10] if I ever needed a lawyer, 如果哪天我需要请律师 [00:12] I would not hire She-Hulk. 我绝对不会请女浩克 [00:12] 绿巨人浩克的表妹 有弱化版的绿巨人变身能力 常为超级英雄们打官司 [00:17] You know what? That was almost…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Hello. 大家好 [00:05] I’m Dr. Sheldon Cooper. 我是谢尔顿·库珀博士 [00:07] And welcome to Sheldon Cooper Presents: Fun with Flags, 欢迎收看由谢尔顿·库珀出品的《有趣的旗帜》 [00:11] the Final Episode Flagtacular. 最终集 壮丽的旗帜 [00:16] I knew it was coming. Still scary. 我知道会有拉炮 还是吓死人家了 [00:19] Now, I’m sure you’re thinking, “The final episode? 我知道你们一定在想”居然最终集了 [00:21] who will stand between…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] This is an easy one. 这题很简单 [00:04] You love this guy. 你很喜欢他 [00:06] Me. 我自己 [00:09] Come on. He’s an underappreciated genius. 不是 他是个不够受人敬仰的天才 [00:12] Still think it’s me. 依然觉得是我自己 [00:15] It’s not you. 不是你 [00:16] Now think, there’s a car named after him. 再想想 有车以他的名字命名 [00:19] Of course there is….
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Oh, hey, we ran into your mom at Benihana last night. 我们昨晚在铁板烧店碰见你妈了 [00:06] Uh, yeah, she loves that place. 是啊 她超爱去那里 [00:08] Every time they flip a shrimp in the air, 每次大厨把大虾翻炒到空中时 [00:10] she practically leaps out of her seat to catch it. 她会一个飞扑上去叼住 [00:13] That’s why I don’t take her…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] So, what are you working on these days? 最近在研究什么呢 [00:05] I’m studying one-celled organisms 我在研究单细胞生物 [00:07] to try and find the neurochemicals 试图从它们身上找到 [00:09] that lead to the feeling of shame. 引发羞愧感的神经化学物质 [00:11] What would a one-celled organism have to be embarrassed about? 单细胞生物会有什么需要感到羞耻的事啊 [00:13] Same as all of us, getting…