时间 英文 中文 [00:08] Why are you up? 你怎么还不睡 [00:09] How am I supposed to sleep? 我怎么睡得着 [00:11] I’ve been married less than 24 hours, 我结婚还不到24小时 [00:12] and my wife isn’t speaking to me. 我的老婆就跟我冷战了 [00:16] Perhaps you can think of this in a more positive light. 或许你可以用更积极的态度看待这件事 [00:19] In one day, you’ve managed to…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Previously on The Big Bang Theory… 《生活大爆炸》前情回顾 [00:03] Well, there was this girl. 有这么一个姑娘 [00:07] What did you do? 你干什么了 [00:07] Nothing. 什么也没干 [00:09] Really, it was just kissing. 真的 就接吻了而已 [00:15] All right. 好吧 [00:16] So, we’re still getting married? 我们还是会结婚的吧 [00:20] Yes. 对 [00:23] Because we love each other….
时间 英文 中文 [00:07] Can you believe it’s been five years since our first date? 你敢相信我们已经交往五年了吗 [00:11] I know. 是啊 [00:13] Do you think I should start watching The Flash TV show? 你觉得我该开始看电视剧《闪电侠》了吗 [00:22] That’s what you’re thinking about? 你脑子里就在想这个啊 [00:24] Well, one of the things. 这只是其中一件 [00:26] Are any of them me? 有跟我有关的事吗 [00:29]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Leonard, what time does your mom’s plane get in? 莱纳德 你妈妈的飞机什么时候到 [00:04] I don’t know– some time tomorrow morning. 不知道 明天早上的某个时候吧 [00:06] Don’t you want to know for sure? 你不去确定下确切时间吗 [00:08] No need to. 不必 [00:09] As soon as she flies into California airspace, 只要她的飞机一进入加州领空 [00:11] I’ll feel a disturbance in…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] It’s, like, the best one they make, 这款是市面上最棒的一台了 [00:05] I just can’t get it to work. 可怎么弄都飞不起来 [00:06] I’ll figure it out. 我来弄吧 [00:07] It streams HD video straight to your phone while it’s flying. 这玩意能边飞边串流高清影片到你手机上 [00:10] Nice. 赞 [00:11] Where were you when I was single? 我单身的时候 这小宝贝在哪呢 [00:16] Okay,…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Hey, would you like to hear some songs I’ve rewritten 你们想听听我改编的一些 [00:06] to get children interested in the hard sciences? 促进儿童对自然科学的产生兴趣的歌吗 [00:08] – Sure. – Really? -好啊 -你不是吧 [00:10] Yeah. Well, I like music, I like science, 是啊 我喜欢音乐 也喜欢科学 [00:12] I like making fun of Sheldon. Hit it. 我还喜欢嘲笑谢尔顿 开唱吧…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] – You’re wrong. – No, I’m not. -你错了 -你屁咧 [00:04] – Yes, you are. – No, I’m not. -你就错了 -我才没有 [00:07] Settle this. Those little animated pictures on the Internet, 你来当裁判 网上会动的那些图片 [00:09] are they called “Gifs” or “Jifs”? 是念”动图”还是”动土” [00:09] 外国网上曾热吵过 GIF是念 “gi福” 还是”鸡福” 但无论如何 反正不是念”鸡爱a福” [00:11] Well, the G…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Leonard, I’ve been working on an opening joke 莱纳德 我们在伯克利分校教课的开场笑话 [00:05] for our lecture at Berkeley. 我费了不少功夫准备 [00:07] Oh, I like to laugh. 我是挺喜欢笑 [00:08] But say it anyway. 不过你想说就说吧 [00:11] Okay, um… 好吧 [00:13] What do you say to a graduate 你该跟伯克利分校的 [00:15] of the UC Berkeley physics department? 物理系毕业生说什么呢…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] 2 1 6 4 2 0 Two one six four two zero [00:05] 1 9 8 9 one nine eight nine. [00:07] And that, little lady, is pi to a thousand places. 妹子 这就是π小数点后一千位数 [00:11] I’d say I’m sorry I asked, 如果我问了你 那我愿意道歉 [00:13] except I didn’t. 可我连问都没问 [00:16] Oh, look,…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] I was unstoppable. 感觉来了挡都挡不住 [00:05] I mean, I was… I was on fire. 我是说 我当时整个小宇宙都爆发了 [00:06] It was like my mind and my body were totally connected, 犹如进入身心合一之境 [00:09] like-like athletes must feel when they’re in the zone. 运动员们在进入状态时 估计就是这感觉 [00:13] Again, it was miniature golf. 刚才只是打个迷你高尔夫好吗 [00:17] Admit it, you’re…