时间 英文 中文 [00:02] All right, Saturday is the big day. 好啦 周六就是大日子了 [00:04] A lot of people thought this would never come. 很多人曾以为这一天永远不会到来 [00:06] I may have been one of those people. 其实我也曾是其中一员 [00:09] I may have been one of those people. 其实我也曾是其中一员 [00:11] Wait, wait, are we talking about the wedding? 等等 是在说我们的婚礼吗…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] That’s not right. 这是不对的 [00:03] That’s so unreasonable. 你这人根本不讲理呀 [00:05] Yeah, well, if you’re going to be like this, 如果你要这样做 [00:06] then I don’t want to talk to you right now, either. 那我也不想跟你说话了 [00:09] Okay. I love you. Bye. 好吧 爱你 拜拜 [00:12] Amazon customer support? 在和亚马逊客服讲话吗 [00:16] No, my mother….
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] What-what are you doing? 你这是在干嘛 [00:06] The light is red so I came to a stop. 红灯了 所以我停下啊 [00:09] You’re in a stolen cop car with a dead hooker in the trunk. 你开着偷来的警车 后车厢还有死掉的妓女 [00:12] You don’t have to obey traffic laws. 你不必遵守交通规则吧 [00:16] I know I don’t have to. 我知道我不必…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] What are you doing? 你在干嘛 [00:07] Pigeon check for Sheldon. 帮谢尔顿检查有没有鸽子 [00:10] North side’s all clear! 北面检查完毕 [00:11] Great. Let’s look at some planets! 太好了 来观测星球吧 [00:15] Hey, why’d you lug your telescope all the way over here? 为什么要把你的望远镜大老远拖过来啊 [00:17] Leonard has one in our apartment. 家里莱纳德也有一个啊 [00:18] Yeah, I’m gonna…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] If Bruce Banner’s driving a rental car 如果布鲁斯·班纳在开租来的车时 [00:05] and turns into the Hulk, do you think he’s covered, 变身成了绿巨人浩克 车坏了保险赔吗 [00:07] or does he need to add the Hulk as an additional driver? 还是租车时他得先加上浩克为附加驾驶才行 [00:12] You really need a girlfriend. 你真的该交个女朋友了 [00:17] Mailman’s here! 邮差先生来啦 [00:19] Aw. Remember when he…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Why are you wearing a Band-Aid? 你怎么贴了个邦迪 [00:05] Halley bit me. 哈雷咬我 [00:07] You got beaten up by a girl. 你被女生给虐了 [00:10] Hey, that’s sexist. 你这是性别歧视 [00:12] You’re right. 你说得对 [00:13] You got beaten up by a baby. 你被小婴儿给虐啦 [00:19] What you got there? 你手上拿的什么呢 [00:20] Oh, I grabbed a sandwich…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] But why do they still call Batman using the Bat-Signal? 为什么这年代了召唤蝙蝠侠还用蝙蝠信号灯 [00:05] Wouldn’t it just be, like, easier to text him? 直接发条短信请他来不是更方便吗 [00:07] The Bat-Signal isn’t just to alert Batman, 蝙蝠信号灯不只是用来召唤蝙蝠侠 [00:09] it’s also to strike fear in the hearts of his enemies 还有震慑他敌人内心的功用 [00:12] and let them know he’s coming….
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Oh, my God, I can’t believe how big Halley’s getting. 天啊 真不敢相信哈雷已经这么大了 [00:05] Yeah– where’s Howard? 对啊 霍华德在哪呢 [00:06] He’s changing Michael. 他在给麦克换尿布 [00:08] A-All done. You know, fun fact, 搞定 分享个有趣小知识 [00:09] did you know baby boys can pee straight up? 你们知道男婴儿可以往空中撒尿吗 [00:14] Grown-up boys, too. 长大的男孩也可以 [00:17] Why would…
时间 英文 中文 [00:11] Howie? Howie, wake up. 华仔 华仔 醒醒 [00:13] It’s time. 时候到了 [00:14] Oh. Did your water break? 你羊水破了吗 [00:16] No. 没有 [00:17] Are you feeling any contractions? 开始宫缩了吗 [00:19] No. 没有 [00:21] Wait. Well, where are you going? 等等 那你要去哪里呢 [00:22] To the hospital. 去医院啊 [00:24] Today’s my due date, and…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] So, Leonard, tell everyone your news. 莱纳德 跟大家说说你的新鲜事 [00:05] Oh, uh, I am starting a book. 我开始了一本书 [00:08] That would be big news from Penny, 看书对佩妮来说才是大事吧 [00:09] but you’ve read a book before. 但你以前应该已经读过书了啊 [00:13] He means he’s writing a book. 他的意思是写书 [00:15] I do. It’s something I’ve been thinking about…