时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Ugh, motorcade duty. 恶心 护卫车队 [00:03] So boring. 太无聊了 [00:04] I honestly would rather sit around 我真心更乐意坐定 [00:05] and listen to you talk about the right way to make paella. 听你讲做西班牙什锦饭的正确方法 [00:08] There’s more than one right way to make paella, Jake. 做什锦饭的正确方法可不止一种 Jake [00:10] There are ten right ways. 可以多达十种…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] Okay, great. 好的 [00:02] I’ll see you tomorrow. Thanks, doctor. 明天见 谢谢了 医生 [00:04] Have a good one. 再见 [00:08] Hey there, sarge. 嘿 警长 [00:09] Not to pry but I couldn’t help but overhear… 我不是有意 而是无心听到 [00:11] You’re going to the doctor? Everything okay? 你要去看医生 身体还好吗 [00:16] I’m getting a…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Excuse me, excuse me. 注意了 注意了 [00:06] Hi, I’m Jake Peralta. 嗨 我叫Jake Peralta [00:11] Alright, alright. 多谢捧场 [00:12] So thrilled to be here today. 很高兴能在这里 [00:14] As many of you may know, I used to be a cop. 你们也都知道了 我曾是个警察 [00:18] And I was dirty. I took tons of bribes….
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] I didn’t wash my hands, and I don’t care. 我便后不洗手 活到九十九 [00:06] Yup. 好哎 [00:09] Cool to be some place where 这种地方真好 [00:10] they don’t cut you off right when things get good, right? 不会有人在事情有起色了以后就背信弃义地一脚把你踹掉 [00:13] Another pitcher of your strongest beer, please, good sir, 请再来一大杯最烈的啤酒 先生 [00:17] and a glass…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Whoa. What’s with the cast? 哇 这绷带是怎么回事 [00:03] I sprained my wrist. 我扭伤了手腕 [00:04] Oh, no! What happened? 不会吧 出什么事了 [00:05] Don’t worry about it. I’m fine. 别担心 我没事 [00:07] Yeah! Geez, Amy. 是啊 受不了你 Amy [00:08] Back off. 少管闲事 [00:09] Leave the guy alone. 别烦人家了 [00:11] All right, huddle up,…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] All right, gang, Diet Day Four. 好了 同志们 节食第四天 [00:02] How’s everyone holding up? 大家坚持得如何 [00:04] Honestly, I’m going to last forever. 老实说 我会坚持到底的 [00:06] You hear that, bitches? “I’m gonna last forever” 贱人们听见没 “我会坚持到海枯石烂” [00:11] I’m doing great. 我一切顺利 [00:12] This morning the homeless guy on my stoop said my…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] For you. 给你的 [00:03] And you. 你的 [00:04] And you. 还有你的 [00:06] What are these? 这是什么 [00:07] These, madam, are STDs. 女士 这是STD(性病/请帖) [00:11] What are you talking about, buddy? 你在说什么呢 伙计 [00:12] STDs. Save the dates. For Vivian and my wedding. STD 请帖啊 我和Vivian的结婚请帖 [00:16] Ah, yes. 啊 这样 [00:18]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] So, again, your alibi is a mysterious stranger 所以 你还是辩解说 一位神秘的陌生人 [00:04] handed you the gun, made you put your prints on it, 递给你这把枪 沾到你的指纹后 [00:07] robbed the store, and then hid the gun in your underpants. 抢了这家店 再把这枪藏到你内裤里 [00:10] Well, yeah, if you say it like that, 是 你要是这样说 [00:11]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] *Dryin’ dishes, yeah* *盘盘擦干干 耶* [00:03] Man, Charles has been so happy and confident 天哪 自从在警监的派对上勾搭了那个教授 [00:06] ever since he hooked up with that professor at the captain’s party. Charles整个人都容光焕发了 [00:11] She has tenure, and also has ten years, times two, older than him. 她不仅是终身”高级教授” 还是比他大二十岁的”高寿” [00:16] – That sucked. –…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] Everyone, check your email. 同志们 快查收邮件 [00:02] The greatest thing that could ever happen has just happened. 有史以来最棒的事情发生了 [00:05] The girl who beat you for high school valedictorian died? 那个击败你做高中毕业致辞的女生挂了吗 [00:07] No, “Kevin Cozner requests your presence at Raymond’s birthday party.” 不是 “Kevin Cozner诚邀您参加Raymond的生日派对” [00:11] Who’s Kevin Cozner? Is he the…