时间 英文 中文 [00:00] Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today 女士们先生们 今天我们在此集合 [00:02] to answer an age-old question. 为的是回答那个古老的问题 [00:03] Right, what’s Amy’s deal? She single? 对 Amy现在什么情况 单身吗 [00:06] No, we’re dating. Come on. 不啊 我们俩在一起呢 拜托 [00:07] The question is: 问题是 [00:08] Who here does the best impression 谁能模仿警监Raymond Holt [00:10]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] Papa, Papa, come in here! 爸比 爸比 快来 [00:02] Hey, Papa’s here. 嘿 爸比在这儿 [00:04] Papa, I’m so scared. 爸比 我好怕 [00:05] There’s a monster in my closet. 我的衣橱里有只怪兽 [00:07] Oh, buddy. 哦 小不点 [00:08] It’s okay, I’m here. 没事的 我在这儿 [00:10] Monster’s aren’t real, my little pierogi. 怪兽都是假的 我的小饺子 [00:12]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Attention, squad. 全体队员请注意 [00:04] Mm, pretty dainty way to make an announcement. 发表声明的方式都这么萌 [00:06] It’s a workplace. I wanted to be respectful. 这是办公场合 我想显得庄重一些 [00:08] Well, as someone at a high risk 作为一个极其容易 [00:09] for a spook-related death, thank you. 受到惊吓致死的人 我得谢谢你 [00:11] As I was saying, it’s time for round…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Hey, everyone. 大家好 [00:02] Sorry I’m late. 抱歉我来晚了 [00:03] So what’s this secret meeting all about? 这个秘密会议是干嘛呢 [00:05] You guys know I’m not medically cleared 你们知道我还有一个星期 [00:06] for another week. 才休完病假 [00:07] It’s not a secret meeting, Jake. 这不是什么秘密会议 Jake [00:09] It’s an intervention. 而是强行干涉 [00:11] The tips have to go….
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] You’re watching Channel 36’s 您正在收看的是36台 [00:02] “Power News Live at Five.” 五点动感新闻 [00:04] We’ve got the most high school sports, 我们有最丰富的高中体育新闻 [00:05] the most lottery numbers, 最多的彩票中奖号码 [00:07] and the most weather in the Tri-Swamp area. 和沼泽地区最全面的天气预报 [00:09] It’s news time! 欢迎收看 [00:12] Good evening, I’m Brynn DeRose. 晚上好 我是Brynn DeRose…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] – Greg – Larry – Greg. – Larry. [00:03] What’s going on? 怎么了 [00:04] Any idea why Marshal Haas 知道为什么Haas老大 [00:06] called this special meeting? 组织这个特别会议吗 [00:07] I don’t know. 我不知道 [00:07] Do you think she saw the video we put on the Internet 你觉得她是不是看了我们放在网上的视频 [00:09] to lure Jimmy Figgis down…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] Are you ready for this one? 来听听这个劲爆的消息 [00:02] Doddie’s daughter Anne’s getting divorced. Doddie的女儿Anne离婚了 [00:04] Hate to say “I told you so,” 说句不好听的 [00:05] but I told you so. 我早知道会这样 [00:07] You know, we should fix her up with Bernice’s son. 我们应该撮合她和Bernice的儿子 [00:11] What’s his name? The doctor. 叫啥来着 那个医生 [00:12]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] Come on, come on. Captain, pick up. 快接 快接 快接电话啊 警监 [00:02] Your friend Bobby is secretly working for 你的朋友Bobby在秘密得 [00:03] Jimmy “The butcher”Figgis. 为屠夫Jimmy Figgis工作 [00:04] It’s a call that you’re gonna want to take. 你肯定希望接到这个电话的 [00:06] Bob must’ve done something to him. Bob肯定对他做了什么 [00:07] Or maybe they’re talking about…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] I called you here to discuss 叫你们过来是为了讨论 [00:01] where we are with Operation 225641441636324. 225641441636324号行动的进展 [00:06] What? 啥 [00:06] I assigned a numerical value to each letter in the word “Pimento,” 我把Pimento的每个字母都用数字来代替了 [00:09] Which I then squared. 然后再把数字平方 [00:11] Oh, Captain. 警监啊 [00:12] How dare you try and sneak math into…
时间 英文 中文 [00:06] Kablamo, scrubs. I nailed it. 尝尝我的厉害 辣鸡们 我搞定啦 [00:08] I solved Captain Holt’s brain teaser 我解开了Holt警监出的谜题 [00:10] and found the location of our secret meeting. 找到了秘密会议的地点 [00:12] The answer? The broom closet. 就在杂物室 [00:13] In your face. 认输吧 [00:14] – In whose face now? – Yours. – 你叫谁认输 – 你们啊 [00:15]…