时间 英文 中文 [00:05] So you guys are gonna tie up the only microwave 所以你们要占着这唯一一个微波炉 [00:08] for 20 minutes to make a frozen lasagna? 然后花二十分钟解冻千层面吗 [00:10] – Ballsy. – You ignorant loser. – 莽夫 – 你这个无知的废柴 [00:12] First of all, it’s not just a frozen lasagna, 首先 这可不是个普通的千层面 [00:14] it’s a Mama Magglione’s. 这是妈妈牌超大份意大利面 [00:16]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] I’m here! I’m here, I’m here. 我来了 我来了 [00:03] You can start the meeting now. 可以开始开会了 [00:04] The meeting is over. You’re late. 已经开完会了 你迟到了 [00:05] You missed roll call 你错过了点名 [00:06] and the tutorial on using the new copiers. 和操作新打印机的辅导课 [00:09] Six years, and no matter how hard I try,…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Hey, what’s up? 嘿 怎么回事 [00:05] I came as fast as I could. 我以最快的速度赶来(高潮)了 [00:06] Title of your sex tape. Nailed it. 你性爱录像带的标题 搞定了 [00:07] So have you ever heard of a guy named Bruno Rojas? 你有没有听说过一个叫Bruno Rojas的人 [00:09] Yeah, big guy in the Colombian cartel, right? 嗯 哥伦比亚贩毒集团那个大个子 是吧…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] Bottles. 水桶 [00:07] Boyle. Bullpen. Boyle 大厅 [00:09] What are you… 你在干什 [00:10] Bottles, Boyle, bullpen. 水桶 Boyle 大厅 [00:12] Bowling. 保龄 [00:13] Behold, Brooklyn buddies, 听着 布鲁克林的兄弟姐妹们 [00:15] Boyle bullpen bottle bowling. Boyle大厅水桶保龄 [00:17] – Beautiful. – Be brave, bro. – 动听极了 – 勇敢点 哥们 [00:19] Be brave. 勇敢点 [00:20]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] So I told Nikolaj, 所以我跟Nikolaj说 [00:01] “Who cares if you’re bad at skateboarding?” “滑板玩得不好又怎样呢” [00:03] “When you grow up, nobody thinks skateboarders are cool.” “等你长大了 没人会觉得玩滑板很酷” [00:05] What’s cool is having your own pants. 酷的是拥有自己的裤子 [00:07] Uh-huh. Sure. 当然 [00:08] Jake, you seem distracted. Jake 你有点心不在焉啊 [00:09] You’re agreeing with everything…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] Sir, you wanted to see me? 警监 你找我 [00:02] Yes, I have an assignment for you. 对 我有个任务给你 [00:03] I’m afraid it’s not a pleasant one. 并且恐怕算不上是个好活 [00:04] Oh, my God. Please tell me it’s not… 天啊 拜托千万别是 [00:06] Yes, it’s Hitchcock related. 没错 跟Hitchcock有关 [00:09] Son of a bitch. 王八蛋…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] And now on to new business. 接下来是新的事情 [00:02] Peralta. There’s a case I’d like you to handle. Peralta 我有个案件想交给你去办 [00:03] Methodist Hospital called this morning. 教会医院今天早上打来电话 [00:05] Apparently, a 38-year-old investment banker 显然 一个38岁的投资银行家 [00:07] was admitted last night with a broken penis. 昨晚被确诊为阴茎折损 [00:09] – It looks like… – Whoa….
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Another cold brew? 还有人要再来一杯冷萃咖啡吗 [00:03] Don’t mind if I “Cold do.” Nailed it. 那我就不”客汽”了 对上梗了 [00:05] I am loving this machine that Charles brought in. 我真是爱死了Charles带来的这台咖啡机了 [00:08] It is nice. 是很不错 [00:08] The trick is to let the coffee warm up to room temperature. 诀窍就在于让咖啡升温到室温 [00:11] I’m already on my second…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Hey. Sorry I’m late. 嘿 抱歉我来晚了 [00:04] – The coffee guy was… – Assaulting your head? – 咖啡小哥他 – 袭击了你的头吗 [00:05] – What is going on up there? – Is it bad? – 你的头发生了什么 – 不好看吗 [00:07] Before I answer that question, 在我回答之前 [00:08] do you currently have a knife on…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] Peralta, looks like an old friend of yours is back in town. Peralta 看起来你的一个老朋友好像回来了 [00:03] Who? 谁啊 [00:04] That guy Neil that you bunked with at sleepaway camp? 是野营的时候跟你同床共枕的Neil吗 [00:06] Oh, Neil from camp was the best. 野营Neil简直太棒了 [00:08] He could pick up a milk carton with his butt cheeks. 他能用屁股把牛奶盒夹起来…