时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Thanks, everybody, for coming out to Hitchcock’s divorce party. 谢谢各位来参加Hitchcock的离婚派对 [00:04] Why is the cake two men getting married? 为什么蛋糕上是两个男人在结婚 [00:06] That’s me and Hitchcock. The boys are back together! 那是我和Hitchcock 我们兄弟俩回归啦 [00:08] This cake is for a gay wedding. 这个蛋糕是给同性恋婚礼准备的 [00:10] – The inside is a rainbow. – Nuh‐uh. –…
时间 英文 中文 [00:12] Oh, hey, Jake. 噢 嘿 Jake [00:13] What’s–what’s the deal with the office today? 今 今天办公室出了什么事吗 [00:14] It–it feels crazy. 感 感觉很疯狂 [00:16] Somebody stole 20 bricks of coke and some machine guns from evidence. 有人从证据室偷了20块可卡因和一些机枪 [00:19] What? It’s the first I’m hearing of it. 什么 我还是第一次听到这件事 [00:20] Yeah, well, you…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Jake, will you join me in Terry’s office? Jake 能不能跟我到Terry的办公室来一下 [00:06] Oh, private rendezvous, huh? 哦 私人约会 [00:08] This whole trying to make a baby thing has got you super freak. 备孕真的让你变得超级奇怪 [00:11] Hey, Terry! What’s up, dude? 嗨 Terry 怎么了 老兄 [00:13] What did you think was happening? 你刚刚觉得会发生什么 [00:14]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:07] It’s happening again. 又要搞事了 [00:09] Rosa Rosa Rosa, Rosa, [00:10] Hitchcock fell asleep in the break room. Hitchcock在休息室里睡着了 [00:11] I pranked him. I tied his shoelaces together. 我恶搞了他 把他的鞋带绑在一起了 [00:13] You’re 38 years old, dude. 你已经38岁了 大哥 [00:14] I know, and yet my pranks still stay so fresh. 我知道 但是我的恶作剧还是很新潮的 [00:16]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:06] – Clear in back. – Copy. – 后面安全 – 明白 [00:07] All clear on the main hall. 大厅安全 [00:09] – Clear. – Clear. – 安全 – 安全 [00:10] The service road a quarter mile away is also clear. 四分之一英里外的辅道也安全 [00:14] Hold on. There’s a pigeon approaching. 等等 有一只鸽子在靠近 [00:17] Hold the…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Look, we all know Scully has the hardest head, 众所周知 Scully的头最硬 [00:06] but what concerns me is the speed factor. 但我更关注速度系数这方面 [00:08] – Squad, listen up! – Not now, Terry. – 小队 听好了 – 别打岔 Terry [00:10] We’re having an argument about 我们正在争论 [00:11] who would win in a fight if…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] Gentlemen, may I present to you the Suicide Squad. 先生们 请让我给你们介绍 自杀小队 [00:03] Hang on there, genius. You want us, your enemies, 等等 天才 你想让我们这些你的敌人 [00:05] to help you bring down Commissioner Kelly? 来帮你扳倒Kelly局长 [00:07] You guys consider me your enemy? 你们把我看做敌人 [00:08] You’re some of my best friends. 你们可是我最好的朋友啊 [00:09]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] Guys! I have a great idea for a prank. 伙计们 我想到了一个绝妙的恶作剧 [00:02] Before Holt comes in 在Holt进来之前 [00:03] I’m gonna put ink on the podium where he puts his hands. 我要在他手放讲台上的地方抹墨水 [00:05] I don’t think he’ll fall for that. 我觉得他不会中计 [00:06] – I did! – How? – 我中计了 – 怎么会 [00:07]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] Hey, hey hey! It’s the best day of the year. 嗨嗨嗨 今天是一年中最棒的一天 [00:02] Happy Cinco de Mayo! 五月五日节快乐 [00:05] I don’t think you’re allowed to wear a poncho to work, Hitchcock. Hitchcock 你没被允许穿斗篷来上班吧 [00:07] Let’s fiesta! 狂欢起来吧 [00:10] Oh, you got a band. 哦 你还请了乐队 [00:14] Stop, stop! No trumpets! 停…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Confucius, Buddha, Jesus… 孔子 佛陀 耶稣 [00:05] They all brought light to darkness. 他们都在黑暗中带来了光明 [00:06] But none of them had one million subscribers, so… 但他们之中无人坐拥一百万订阅者 所以 [00:09] They… 他们 [00:10] can… 可以 [00:11] suck it! 见鬼吧 [00:12] Your videos changed my life! 你的视频改变了我的人生 [00:14] Changed my life! 改变了我的人生 [00:16] You are…