时间 英文 中文 [00:20] *Just put toilet paper * *卫生间里* [00:22] In the bathroom * 才放的厕纸* [00:23] I wonder how long there wasn’t any in there * 不知道什么时候没有的* [00:26] Could it have been two years? * 可能有两年了吗* [00:29] It easily could. 很可能 [00:30] – Hey, Teddy. – Hey, guys. -嗨 泰迪 -嗨 两位 [00:32] What…
时间 英文 中文 [00:13] 非强力杀蚁剂[借用电影名《非强力春药》] 除虫害公司 [00:20] And I said, “Excuse me, I know this one says 于是我问 抱歉 这上面写着 [00:21] “‘buy one, get one half off,’ “第二个半价” [00:23] but can I just get the half-off one?” 我能只要这个半价的吗 [00:25] The shop guy hated that joke. 店员可讨厌这个笑话 [00:27] What else is going on with old Linda?…
时间 英文 中文 [00:13] 蚊虫不接受[借用歌名《我们不接受》] 除虫害公司 [00:21] Hoo boy, this is a big deal for old Tina. 这可是蒂娜姐姐的大事 [00:23] My first time plant-sitting. 我第一次当植物保姆 [00:24] But not my last, if I nail it. 但不会是最后一次 如果顺利的话 [00:26] Sure. Plants give referrals, right? 当然 植物也会写推荐信的对吧 [00:28] Some give rashes. Does that help? 我只知道有的会引起皮疹 有用吗 [00:30] – Hey…
时间 英文 中文 [00:13] 沉默是金 捕鼠是银 除鼠害公司 [00:21] The green ones taste like apple-flavored paint, 绿色的尝起来像苹果味涂料 [00:23] the purple ones taste like grape-flavored hair spray. 紫色的吃着像葡萄味发胶 [00:25] I love discount candy. 我超喜欢减价糖果 [00:27] Gene, we’re supposed to share the candy, remember? 吉恩 我们应该共享糖果的 记得吗 [00:29] You’re kind of eating it a little fast there, buddy….
时间 英文 中文 [00:13] 一个简单的鼯会 除鼠害公司 [00:22] Hey, bud, careful. The janitor just waxed. 朋友 小心点 清洁工刚打过蜡 [00:24] Remember, if the floor is shiny, 记着 地板发亮 [00:25] you can fall on your heinie. 屁股遭殃 [00:26] – Thanks, Tina. – Yeah, that’s me, -谢了 蒂娜 -对 这就是我 [00:29] Tina Belcher, ordinary eighth grader. 蒂娜·贝尔彻 普通的八年级生 [00:31]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:13] 年轻又躁动的蚁族[剧名《年轻又躁动的一族》] 除虫害公司 [00:22] Hi, journal. Nothing interesting to report. 日记你好 没什么有意思的事值得报告 [00:24] Just another rainy spring day. 只是又一个下雨的春日 [00:26] Isn’t spring supposed to be full of promise 春天不应该是充满希望的吗 [00:28] and new growth and crap like that? 还有成长什么的 [00:29] It’s giving me nothing. 事实是啥都没有 [00:30] The most exciting thing that’s happened to…
时间 英文 中文 [00:13] 一心想”蝇” 除虫害公司 [00:21] And that’s when I switched to boxer briefs. 于是 我就改穿紧身四角裤了 [00:23] And I never looked back. Best of both worlds. 而且再也不想换回去 两边的优点它都有 [00:25] Okay, I’m heading out. 好了 我该出发了 [00:27] Hey, Linda, you’re just in time to hear 琳达 你正赶上听我讲 [00:29] why I changed my underpants. 我为什么换内裤了 [00:30]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:13] 跳蚤之歌 除虫害公司 [00:20] Hey, check this out! 快瞧这个 [00:24] That’s… great. I think. 还挺酷的 在我看来 [00:25] Do you have a super fun hernia? 你是患上了超级好玩的疝气吗 [00:27] It’s a belly roll. 这叫肚皮翻滚 [00:28] Like belly dancers do. 和肚皮舞差不多 [00:29] So put that down as another career option for me. 于是我又多了一项职业选择 帮我记下来 [00:32] Mom,…
时间 英文 中文 [00:13] 不羁螨[借用电影名《不羁夜》] 除虫害公司 [00:20] Oh, I love the flea market. 我可太喜欢跳蚤市场了 [00:22] You never know what you’re gonna find. 永远猜不到会发现什么东西 [00:24] Hopefully not fleas. 希望别真是跳蚤 [00:25] You kids looking for anything in particular? 孩子们有什么想好要买的东西吗 [00:27] Knives. 刀子 [00:28] A really loud musical instrument would be nice. 来个超级吵闹的乐器就很好 [00:30] Hatchet. 斧子 [00:31] Maybe…
时间 英文 中文 [00:13] 最好的”虫”究会来 除虫害公司 [00:20] * Candy cane moose * *拐杖糖麋鹿* [00:22] * We’ve had since Tina was born * *蒂娜出生后就买了你* [00:24] * People think you’re a reindeer * *大家都以为你是驯鹿* [00:26] * But you’re not, you’re a moose. * *但不是 你是麋鹿* [00:27] With a little red nose. 红鼻头的麋鹿 [00:30] I still feel like…