时间 英文 中文 [00:09] Sir, you can’t send me to Vietnam. 长官 你不可以把我派到越南 [00:11] I can do whatever I want. 我想做什么都可以 [00:13] I’m president of the goddamn United States of America. 我是他妈的美利坚合众国总统 [00:17] Isn’t that right, Checkers? 对不对 切克斯 [00:19] That’s what it says on your business cards. 您的名片上是这么说的 [00:21] 理查德·尼克松 他妈的美利坚合众国总统 [00:23] There are…
时间 英文 中文 [00:08] – We’re live in five minutes, folks. – Make way. -五分钟后开始直播 -让路 [00:11] Someone find out the average rainfall in Bora Bora. 谁去把博拉博拉岛的平均降水量算出来 [00:14] Thank you so much for doing this. 谢谢你来录制节目 [00:15] Hey, there are a lot of advantages 做名人的女朋友 [00:17] to being the girlfriend of a big celebrity. 好处可是很多的…
时间 英文 中文 [00:11] Thank you, Billy Crystal, for that impression of a black person. 比利·克里斯托 感谢你对黑人的见解 [00:14] – I’m Scott Wolf. – And I’m Matthew Fox. -我是狼人斯考特 -我是狐狸马修 [00:17] We may be a group of five on TV, 虽然我们在电视上是五人团体 [00:19] but any of these next nominees would be welcome 但我们欢迎下面任何一位提名获得者 [00:22] to join our…
时间 英文 中文 [00:10] As your accountant, I felt it necessary to do this in person. 身为你的会计 我觉得有必要当面做这事 [00:13] Us, too. Because we’re really accounting on you… 我们也觉得 我俩还指望你来… [00:16] – No. – to get in on the ground floor of this exciting new… -不 -抢先体验一下这款全新… [00:18] No, don’t do this. Please, God, no. 别这样…
时间 英文 中文 [00:07] Son, did you do your homework? 儿子 你做作业了没 [00:10] I don’t wanna do my homework! 我不想做作业 [00:11] What, what, what? 什么什么什么 [00:13] I want Chicken 4 Dayz! 我想吃每日炸鸡 [00:16] ♪ Oh, it’s Chicken 4 Dayz! ♪ ♪这就是每日炸鸡♪ [00:18] ♪ It’s Chicken 4 Dayz! ♪ ♪这就是每日炸鸡♪ [00:19] ♪ Everybody’s having fun At…
时间 英文 中文 [00:08] So, did you have a good birthday? 你生日过得怎样 [00:11] It was an amazing birthday! 简直太棒了 [00:12] I had a great day, too. 我也觉得很棒 [00:14] I wish every day could be like this. 真希望每天都如此 [00:15] Just the two of us, together. 我们俩人 二人世界 [00:17] Yeah? You weren’t too bored 是吗 你不会觉得 [00:18]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:08] I’m sorry I broke your expensive bachelor vase. 对不起 我打碎了你昂贵的单只花瓶 [00:12] That’s all right. 没事的 [00:13] I’ve learned that when you’re in a loving family 我知道只要生活在一个有爱的家庭里 [00:15] there’s nothing wrong with a little horsin’ around. 稍微胡闹一点也没有关系 [00:20] Cut! 卡 [00:21] That’s the show, folks. 节目到此结束 [00:22] Now, let’s hear it for…
时间 英文 中文 [00:11] So, at the end of the day, 所以那天到最后 [00:12] I’m just a regular guy trying to live a regular life. 我只是个一心想过普通生活的普通人 [00:15] Remember that time you peed in Drew Barrymore’s car? 还记得你往德鲁·巴里摩尔车里撒尿的事吗 [00:18] Uh, yes, I remember that. Why do you remember that? 是的 我记得 你为什么会记那种事 [00:21] It was in your…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] This is from BoJack H. BoJack is nine years old. 来信人是九岁的马男波杰克 [00:08] “When I grow up, I want to be like you. 他写道”等我长大 也想像你一样 [00:10] And I think I’m on the right track. 我觉得这个选择[赛道]是对的 [00:11] Get it? Track? 懂了吗 赛道 [00:12] Because horses run on tracks and you are a horse….
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] When we booked you for this show, 我们请你来做节目时 [00:03] you’d just won the Triple Crown, but then just this week, 你刚赢得三连冠 但就在本周 [00:07] I open up the newspaper, and look at this… 我打开报纸 看到了这篇 [00:09] “Secretariat Under Investigation.” 《骄马接受调查》 [00:12] What am I supposed to do with that? 这是怎么回事 [00:13] Maybe…