时间 英文 中文 [00:09] Watch out! 小心 [00:10] – Lift with your legs. – I am lifting with my legs. -腿用点力 -我在用呢 [00:11] – Also lift with your arms. – Is Horse Professor okay? -胳膊也用上 -马男教授还好吗 [00:14] Nothing to see here! 这里没什么好看的 [00:15] He just passed out from pride! Because you kids are so talented!…
时间 英文 中文 [00:11] Whoo! Come on, Baby Humans! 加油 人类婴儿队 [00:14] Oh, oh. You gotta try a Chicago-style baked potato. 你必须得试试芝加哥式烤土豆 [00:16] Why does everything have to be “Chicago-style” here? 为什么这里的东西都要叫芝加哥式 [00:19] We get it. We’re in Chicago. 我们已经在芝加哥了 [00:21] -Come on. Just try it. -Look at this. -试试吧 -你看这个 [00:23] Fork and knife…
时间 英文 中文 [00:14] What is acting? 什么是表演 [00:16] 麦克阿瑟奖学者在我左边 诺贝尔奖获得者 在我右边 我在这里 和你一起被夹在中间 [00:17] Anyone? 有人知道吗 [00:19] Anyone? 有人知道吗 [00:20] Acting is about leaving everything behind, and… 表演就是抛弃一切 然后… [00:27] And becoming something completely new. 成为全新的自己 [00:30] What is acting? Anyone? 什么是表演 有人知道吗 [00:32] Acting is about leaving everything behind, and… 表演就是抛弃一切 然后… [00:36]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:11] A hummingbird smiled at me on my walk this morning. 今早散步时 有只蜂鸟对我微笑 [00:15] In small pleasures such as this, I’m reminded of the presence of the Lord. 这样小小的愉悦 提醒着我上帝与我同在 [00:19] – As you ought. – And yet… -应该的 -但是… [00:22] – No. – Out with it, Sister Marguerite. -算了 -说吧 玛格丽特修女…
时间 英文 中文 [00:26] I’m not kidding. The pills. Now! I told you, I’m on a system now. 我没开玩笑 把药给我 快 我说了 我有新习惯了 [00:30] I’m not doing drugs. I’m not like you. I don’t fetishize my own sadness. 我不嗑药了 我不是你 不迷恋自己的悲伤 [00:33] No, my hands are so slippery. 糟糕 我的手好滑 [00:36] Damn it, Todd. Clean…
时间 英文 中文 [00:09] …and they even let the birthday boy pilot the airplane! …他们甚至让小寿星亲自驾驶飞机 [00:13] There were no survivors. 飞机上无人生还 [00:15] In other news, the newly formed Hollywoo “Guild of Assistants” 另一则新闻 最新成立的好莱无”助理工会” [00:18] is meeting with industry power brokers today 今天与业界高层会晤 [00:20] to negotiate terms for a standard agreement. 商讨标准协议的条款 [00:23] I’m optimistic…
时间 英文 中文 [00:09] In my line of work, I meet a lot of big names. 干我们这一行 常常会遇到大明星 [00:11] I’m talking the sexiest guys of the ’90s. Nick Nolte. Mickey Rourke. 比如说90年代最性感的男星 尼克诺特 米基洛克 [00:15] Literally, here we are in the ’90s, 说真的 我们在90年代时 [00:16] and these are the guys we think are sexy, right?…
时间 英文 中文 [00:06] Okay, guys, that is my cat eye tutorial. 好的 这是我的猫猫眼妆教程 [00:09] It probably works better if you’re not a dog, 如果不是狗的话 也许会好看点 [00:11] but anyways, like and subscribe. 请给我点赞关注 [00:14] Oh, and RIP Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker. 愿纳尔逊·曼德拉和保罗·沃克安息 [00:17] Love you, sassy boys! 爱你们 时髦男孩们 [00:20] I just don’t feel…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] The series is called “Crooshin’ USA.” 这系列叫”拽行美国” [00:07] What does that mean? 那是什么意思 [00:09] Crooshness is hard to define, but I also don’t know it when I see it. 拽很难定义 说不清 道不明 [00:12] Pardon my reach. 不好意思 [00:13] Well, I’m always trying to get more girls interested in agriculture. 我一直希望让更多女孩爱上农业 [00:16]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:13] If there’s one thing I’ve learned 如果说我从这场名为人生的 [00:14] from this crazy mambo called life, 疯狂曼波舞中学到了什么 [00:17] it’s that anyone can be a birthday father, but it takes a heart full of birthdays 每个人都可以是生日父亲 但只有心中装满生日的人 [00:22] to be a true Birthday Dad. 才能成为真正的生日爸爸 [00:24] – ♪ Got a heart full of birthday…