时间 英文 中文 [00:47] – Cute. – So? -可爱 -感觉怎样 [00:49] Welcome to Wayne. This is it. 欢迎来到韦恩镇 就是这了 [00:52] If I were just 30 years younger. 要是我能年轻三十岁 [00:55] Dad, then what? 爸 然后呢 [00:57] Then we’d be best friends and hang out all the time. 然后我们就能做闺蜜 随时一起玩 [01:00] Get your head outta the gutter….
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Okay, so how many do we have so far? 目前为止我们写了多少了 [00:05] We’re at 59. 59条 [00:08] Okay. 好的 [00:08] 60 Brrrr– 60. [00:10] A gif basket. 动图篮子 [00:12] It’s an app that stores .Gifs in your phone 这个APP能在你的手机里储存动图 [00:15] so that when you send a text, 所以当你发短信的时候 [00:16] you can send…
时间 英文 中文 [00:12] Abbi? 艾比 [00:14] Rat bastard! 鼠杂碎 [00:22] Get out! You’re ruining my life! 滚出去 你毁了我的生活 [00:34] This is some of my best sandwich work to date. 这是迄今为止我最得意的三明治 [00:43] No, no-no-no. 不 不 不 不 [00:45] Rata hijueputa. 混蛋老鼠 [00:49] Kinda sexy. 有点性感呢 [01:07] Weed thief! 偷麻贼 [01:18] That rat won’t be…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] And we’re going forward. 向前 [00:04] Two, three, four. 二 三 四 [00:06] And let’s reverse it. 反过来 [00:07] Two, three, four, that’s great. 二 三 四 非常好 [00:10] Whoa, are we DJs right now? 我们是DJ吗 [00:11] What are we doing? I don’t know. 我们在干什么 我也不知道 [00:14] – This is hard,…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Oh, I guarantee I can 我保证我能 [00:04] identify my own butthole in a line up. 100%. 在屁眼识别中识别出我的屁眼 绝对的 [00:06] – Even if it’s just a close up line up of buttholes? – Yeah. -即使是特写镜头的屁眼识别吗 -对 [00:09] – No way, dude. Come on. – Completely, I can identify yours. -不可能 姐们儿 拜托…
时间 英文 中文 [00:25] My God… 天啊 [01:16] What the fuck, Bevers? 搞什么 贝弗斯 [01:17] I’m sorry. 抱歉 [01:49] Abbo, party of two. 艾波 二人桌 [01:52] Abbo. 艾波 [01:54] Oh, sorry. Do you mean “Abbi?” 不好意思 你是想说艾比吗 [01:57] Your table’s almost ready. 你们的餐桌就快准备好了 [01:58] But we can’t seat you unless you’re all together. 但是除非你们两人都在否则我们不能安排你们入座 [02:00]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Ab, $12.99 is such a splurge for wine. 小艾 12.99买红酒太浪费了 [00:06] You’re spoiling me. 你这是在宠坏我 [00:07] Don’t, it’s your birthday, dude. 胡说 今天是你生日 [00:09] You deserve a bottle, not a box. 你值得一瓶酒而不是一个盒子 [00:11] I made a reservation and everything 我预定了座位 [00:13] and I cannot wait for you to open up 我等不及要你打开…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Jaime, thank you so much again for getting us this coat check gig. 海眉 再次谢谢你帮我们联系到这个衣帽寄存的活 [00:05] – For real. – Seriously. -真的 -真的 [00:06] Of course, my babies. 客气什么 宝贝们 [00:07] So, there’s a big rush at the beginning 在开始和结束时 [00:10] and at the end of the night. 人会比较多 [00:11] But…
时间 英文 中文 [00:58] Yeah, that’s a nice beach ball… 真是个不错的水皮球 [01:09] Trey. 特雷 [01:21] You weren’t eating those fries, were you? 你没吃这薯条吧 [01:23] Good, ’cause they’re from last night. 那就好 是昨天的 [01:25] Someone left them on the floor in the bathroom. 有人留在了厕所的地板上 [01:28] Head shot? 大头照 [01:31] You know, I don’t have a head…
时间 英文 中文 [00:12] It’s the little American. 美国公民了 [00:14] I’m sorry, I’m sorry. 不好意思 不好意思 [00:15] Jaime, what’s wrong? 海眉 怎么了 [00:17] Well, I, um, I failed the test. 我没通过测试 [00:20] And I’m getting deported. 我要被驱逐出境了 [00:22] Jaime, those old white dudes are impossible to tell apart. 海眉 这些白人老头根本区别不了你们 [00:25] I know, babe, I…