时间 英文 中文 [00:10] Ugh! God, it’s so ridiculous that we can’t, like, 天啊 真是太扯淡了 [00:12] control the heat in our own apartment. 我们连自己公寓里的暖气都控制不了 [00:13] It’s like, we’re old enough to drink, 就好像我们到了可以喝酒的年龄 [00:15] we’re old enough to chaperone a high school dance, to vote. 到了在舞会里当监护 投票的年龄 [00:17] Like that did anything. 就跟你有投出你想要的总统一样 [00:19] But…
时间 英文 中文 [00:25] You don’t have to take that down. 那个你不用拿下来 [00:26] She’ll think it’s, like, a kooky necklace holder or something. 她会以为是挂项链之类的 [00:28] She’ll never think it’s a dildo. 绝不会想到是假阳具 [00:29] Oof, that hurts my heart. 真让人难过 [00:44] I feel like she’s gonna know that you made it. 我觉得她会知道是你做的 [00:47] Why? 为什么 [00:48]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:08] Oyster. Shiitake. 牡蛎 什塔克菇 [00:09] – Ahh– maitake. – Dang. -灰树花 -厉害 [00:11] Touch of Himalayan sea salt. 喜马拉雅海盐的滋润 [00:12] Himalayan sea salt. 喜马拉雅海盐 [00:14] Okay, okay, morels. 我知道 羊肚菌 [00:15] Spongy mushroom in a dark sauce. 像海绵一样的蘑菇蘸着酱油 [00:17] – So good. – So good. -超好吃 -超好吃 [00:19] Fennell seeds, please….
时间 英文 中文 [00:08] It just makes me nuts that this is private. 我不能接受这里竟然是私人的 [00:10] It’s like we’re supposed to just, like, circle it? 我们就只能绕着走吗 [00:12] It’s Gramercy Park douchebags. 格拉梅西公园的混蛋 [00:14] If I had a key, I would go in there 我要是有钥匙 我就每天早上 [00:15] like every morning and read the whole paper 进去看报纸 [00:17]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:08] Do you think that I should keep my bangs growing out long 你说我是把刘海留长呢 [00:10] or cut ’em like Amelie style? 还是剪成艾米丽的样子[电影《天使爱美丽》] [00:12] Keep ’em growing out, more witchy. 留着吧 更有女巫风 [00:14] Bangs growing out are witchy? 长刘海是女巫风 [00:15] Yeah, but das a good thing. 对 但这是好事 [00:16] Witch shit is fucking…
时间 英文 中文 [00:10] Another one bites the dust. 又一人遭殃 [00:11] The New York City Snipper is at it again this morning, 纽约剪刀手今早再次出手 [00:14] snipping women’s ponytails. 剪掉女人的马尾辫 [00:20] – Oh, God! ?- Ooh, oh, geez! -我晕 -天啊 [00:23] – Shit. – ?Hey, I got it. Hey. -靠 -我来 [00:25] Oh, wow, thank you. That’s…
时间 英文 中文 [00:09] To the airport! 去机场 [00:10] Your period stain. 你的大姨妈斑痕 [00:11] I have weed in my vaginé. 我阴道里有大麻 [00:13] Period pants are the ultimate decoy. 姨妈裤是终极掩护 [00:14] We’ll have to check your luggage. 我们必须托运你们的行李 [00:16] This bag is the bomb. 这个箱子很酷 [00:17] This is gonna have to go under the plane. 这个必须得托运…
时间 英文 中文 [00:08] Dude, I really need to zen out. 姐们儿 我真的需要静一静 [00:10] A bird flew into my mouth this morning. 今早一只鸟飞进了我的嘴 [00:13] – Eww, again? – I don’t know what’s going on. -又来一次 -我不知道怎么了 [00:15] Well, what could be more zen than yoga that’s suggested donation– free. 还有什么能比建议捐赠费设为免费的瑜伽让人冷静 [00:20] You catch that, suggested…
时间 英文 中文 [00:06] I still can’t believe you have to take a drug test. 我还是无法相信你得去做药检 [00:09] I know. The man gets off sniffing America’s piss these days. 我知道 那男的现在都靠闻尿来寻求快感 [00:13] You know that my pee probably won’t pass a drug test either? 你知道我的尿多半也过不了药检 [00:16] I know, but at least it’s, like, human level. 我知道…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] So Jaime’s visiting his daddy this weekend. 海眉这周末要去看他爸 [00:04] In Guatemala? 去危地马拉吗 [00:05] Not his bio father, his daddi with an “I”. 不是他的生物学父亲 是他的”干爹” [00:07] Oh, cool. 好吧 [00:08] Which means, I have the place to myself. 也就是说家里只有我一人 [00:11] Ilana, I’m not doing another séance. 阿拉娜 我不想再来一次降神会了 [00:12] It’s like, weird…