时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Stealing Han’s dishes 把阿憨的盘子偷回家 [00:02] so we don’t have to clean ours at home is genius. 我们的就不用洗了 这做法太聪明了 [00:06] And a little sad. 同时也有点小可悲 [00:09] Are you kidding? 开什么玩笑 [00:09] This is the greatest thing that’s happened to me 这是早上来大姨妈后 [00:11] Since I got my period this morning. 发生在我身上最棒的事情了 [00:14] Max,…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Thank you. 谢谢惠顾 [00:02] That was like our tenth gay guy tonight. 咱们今晚都来了有十个基男客人了 [00:05] Let’s hope our gay buzz lasts longer than Adam Lambert’s. 希望这基男热潮的比亚当・兰伯特的持久 [00:05] 亚当・兰伯特 《美国偶像》选秀节目上的知名参赛者 是已出柜的男同性恋 曾引起一阵讨论热潮 [00:09] Oh, it will. I’m all over it. 会的 我现在正在搞呢 [00:10] And by “it,” I mean I’m all over Grindr. 至于方法嘛…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Max, Caroline. 麦克斯 卡洛琳 [00:03] Look, here comes Han carrying an iPad mini. 是阿憨拿着迷你iPad走过来 [00:05] Or is it an iPad carrying a mini Han? 还是iPad拿着一只迷你阿憨而来啊 [00:09] Han has a mini iPad? 阿憨居然有迷你iPad [00:11] We can’t even afford a Maxi pad. 我们连大号卫生巾都买不起 [00:11] iPad名字里的pad也有卫生巾的意思 [00:16] I am so upset. I’m stuck in…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Oh, I closed out the cupcake register. 我结算了小蛋糕店的收银机 [00:04] Here’s our rent money. 这是挣来的房租钱 [00:05] Gimme back the envelope though, 钱拿去 信封袋还我 [00:06] ’cause it’s also my jewelry box. 那袋子也是我的珠宝首饰盒 [00:08] I closed out the register. 我也结算了收银机 [00:10] I have our rent money. 我这也有一份交房租的钱 [00:12] Max, do you know what this…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] You waitress just went on break, 你原来的服务生去休息了 [00:02] and I’m just someone who like dressing 我只是个爱穿聚酯热狗装 [00:04] as a polyester hotdog, 打酱油的路人 [00:05] so I’ll take that whenever you are ready. 所以等你要结账时再喊我吧 [00:08] There you go, no rush. 给 慢慢结吧 [00:10] Ok, mister Rajeev Gudikanda. 好的 拉杰夫・古德康达先生 [00:15] I have to…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Hi, how can I help you? 有何能为您效劳的 [00:03] And by that, I mean, 我是指 [00:04] what’s the least I can do to help you? 在最不费力的范围内 [00:07] I’ll have the burger with the fries. 我要来一份汉堡加薯条 [00:09] She’ll have it with the salad. 把她的薯条换沙拉 [00:14] But I want the fries. 可是我想吃薯条 [00:15] Well,…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] – Max. – No, -麦克斯 -不 [00:06] don’t come over here with that “I’m the boss, 少来我面前摆出那”我是老板 [00:07] you are the waitress” look, 你是服务员”的姿态 [00:09] ’cause I could just as easily give you 因为老娘也可以立刻回敬你 [00:10] the “I’m the murderer, you’re the victim” look. “我是杀手 你是待宰羔羊”的姿态 [00:14] The muscular woman at table…
时间 英文 中文 [00:13] Oh, hey. 你好啊 [00:15] You ready? 能点菜了吗 [00:17] I can’t. I just can’t. 偶不能 偶真的不能 [00:20] Everyone feels like that the first few times you eat here. 每个第一次来这里的客人都有这感觉 [00:23] It’s like heroin. It makes you sick, 就跟海洛因一样 吸食后难受 [00:24] and you think,”I’ll never do that again,” 让你觉得”我下次不会再吸了” [00:25] and here we…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Welcome to the Williamsburg diner. 欢迎来到威廉斯堡餐厅 [00:02] My name’s Max, ’cause the hospital 我叫麦克斯 因为我出生时 [00:04] wouldn’t let my mother name me “Oops.” 医院不准我妈给我取名叫”我勒个去” [00:08] Uh, I’ve been out of town all summer. 整个夏天我都在外地 [00:10] Anything new? 有啥新料 [00:11] Anything new? Let’s see. 新料的吗 我想想 [00:13] Well, Facebook went public, 脸书公开上市…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] I can’t believe Han is making us tidy up this damn diner. 阿憨居然要我们打扫这间破餐厅 [00:07] It’s like putting a pretty church hat on a whore. 这跟让妓女戴端庄的教堂帽一样 [00:12] Come on, harder, faster! 拜托 使劲 快点 [00:14] Do it faster and harder. 做再快点 再使劲点 [00:16] What is, “things Han says to a male hustler,”…