时间 英文 中文 [00:04] People, I have huge news! 各位 我有个大消息宣布 [00:06] Who’s carrying the rest of it in? “大”的部分是由谁带来呢 [00:12] I found a way to improve diner business, 我找到了能促进生意的方法 [00:15] and the crazy part is I don’t have to fire you two. 更疯狂的是 居然不用炒了你俩 [00:19] Are you gonna clean that dead body smell 你打算要打扫女厕…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Max! Over here at our white trash window. 麦克斯 我在垃圾白人窗这里 [00:08] I need help with shower. 我需要你帮我看一下花洒 [00:10] All right, Chestnut we’re heading for work, soon. 好了 栗宝 我们快要去上班了 [00:12] You know the rules… 你知道规矩 [00:13] No R-rated movies, no sugary snacks 不许看成人电影 不许吃含糖零食 [00:15] and I want you standing up…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Max, the guy is coming right now. 麦克斯 那男的要来了 [00:06] That’s the first time anyone’s ever 这是我人生中第一次 [00:07] been polite enough to announce that to me. 有人礼貌地先通知我要”来”了 [00:11] Yeah, hilarious, sex is messy. 呵呵 好好笑 性爱就是乱糟糟 [00:12] Now hurry! 速度快点 [00:13] Let’s get these cupcakes to the window before that guy…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Girls, I need your attention. 两位 我需要你们听我说 [00:04] You also need a booster seat for most places. 你大多情况下还需要儿童餐椅 [00:07] No, I came out to tell you some big news. 不 我出来是要告诉你们重大消息 [00:10] You also came out when you wore that sweater 你今天穿着这件毛衣来上班 [00:12] to work today. 已经算出柜了 [00:14] John Mayer wore…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] I’ll go check on your salads. 我去问问你们的沙拉好了没 [00:04] Oleg, what’s the hold up with the salads? Oleg 沙拉怎么还没好? [00:07] I never made one before. 我以前从没做过 [00:11] My two favorite guys, Big Doug and Sancho, 我最爱的两个人 大Doug和Sancho [00:14] are ordering salads? 他们点的是沙拉? [00:15] What happened to their usual BLTs? 他们平时点的BLT呢? [00:17] Burgers,…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Miss? 小姐 [00:04] I have to apologize. 我必须道歉 [00:06] Well, not to me, but I’m sure the Amish are pissed 不必跟我道歉 但我肯定阿曼门诺派要生气了 [00:06] 北美洲戒律严谨的宗教团体 [00:08] that you’re gaying up their look. 因为你让他们的装束显得像基佬 [00:13] I don’t have enough money for the tip. 我不够钱给小费 [00:15] Weird. You survive the diner chili, 真奇怪 餐厅的辣椒没干掉你…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] The Sad Lady Book Club is reading “伤心女士书友会”又在看 [00:04] Fifty Shades of Grey again. “五十度灰”了 [00:08] There’s not a dry seat in the house. 全场的座位都湿了 [00:13] If those ladies are that into light torture, 如果那些女士这么喜欢轻度折磨 [00:16] they should just apply for our jobs. 她们就应该申请我们的工作 [00:19] Hey. 嘿 [00:21] Aww, you two…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Oleg, the people at Table Two Oleg 二号桌的客人问 [00:03] want to know what’s in the veggie burger. 蔬菜汉堡里都放了些什么 [00:04] No. They don’t. 他们不会想知道的 [00:11] Eh. That’s fine. 呃 没关系 [00:12] They wanted refills, so I’m probably not 他们想要续杯 所以我大概 [00:13] gonna go back there anyway. 不会再去那桌了 [00:15] Where’s Max? Max呢? [00:16]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Max, did you pick up the tip from table two? Max 二号桌的小费你拿了吗? [00:04] No, but I’m pretty sure I picked up a staph infection. 没 但我确定自己得了葡萄球菌 [00:09] So they literally gave me their two cents worth. 他们真的是一毛不拔 [00:13] This is so embarrassing, 这太让人尴尬了 [00:14] even Abe Lincoln won’t make eye contact….
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Here’s your check. 您的账单 [00:03] I didn’t charge you for the fries, ’cause I ate them. 薯条没算在里面 因为被我吃掉了 [00:13] Max, look out! Max 当心! [00:15] The diner water bugs are getting really big. 餐厅里的水蝽大得惊人 [00:17] Relax, it’s the diner’s new surveillance drone. 别紧张 这是餐厅最新的无人侦察机 [00:20] God, you empty the register five…