时间 英文 中文 [00:04] So I booked a sketch artist, 我已经预约了素描人像高手 [00:06] an improv troupe, and there’ll be a laster 即兴表演团[与来宾互动的表演方式] [00:07] projecting a burning pelvis onto the ceiling. 还有激光投影燃烧的盆骨到天花板上 [00:09] A laser! Well, this isn’t gonna be your mother’s 激光 那这肯定不会是那种老掉牙的 [00:12] Sexually Transmitted Disease Awareness Fair. 提高预防性传染病意识的展会了 [00:14] You’ve been quite the little…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Okay, you can hear this? Okay. 好的 能听到吗 [00:04] Good morning. 早上好 [00:05] I’m here to kick off the first day of new tradition 在此我为本校的新传统揭开第一页 [00:09] at our school called “Green Week.” 那就是”绿色周” [00:12] What? 什么 [00:14] First, we give a month to black history, 有”黑人历史月”折腾还嫌不够[每年2月] [00:15] now we’re blowing seven…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] So then the guy says to the housekeeper, 然后那男的对管家说 [00:03] “Make sure she’s dead.” “去确定一下她已经死了” [00:04] Stop me if you heard this one before. 要是你们以前听过 就现在让我打住 [00:06] Would have been nice to have that option 27 minutes ago. 你27分钟前说这句话就好了 [00:08] The housekeeper says to the guy, 管家对这男的说 [00:09] “We don’t have…
时间 英文 中文 [00:00] So from now on, we refer to each other 从现在开始 我们用西班牙语名字 [00:03] by our Spanish nombres. 来称呼对方 [00:06] It will be… What’s this? 那将会… 干嘛呢 [00:23] Buenos dias, Winger! 早上好 翁格 [00:30] Oh, class dismissed. 下课 [00:36] Hey, Shirley, look, I’m Annie’s backpack. 雪瑞 看 我是安妮的背包 [00:41] Stop it, Troy. 住手…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] As you know, 如大家所知 [00:02] all faculties agree giving their parties extra credits 所有院系达成一致 给那些组织学术性 [00:06] to students who organise academic related events during what we would’ve 相关活动的学生奖励额外的学分 而活动时间换言之 [00:09] otherwise known as “free time”. 就是大家熟知的”课余时间” [00:13] No students in any department has ever exercised this option, 之前所有院系的学生都当此项选择是透明的 [00:18] until now….
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] A small fading remnant of a star. 恒星衰落后残余的部分 [00:05] – A white dwarf. – That’s right! -白矮星 -答对了 [00:07] I used a memory technique. 我用了巧记法 [00:08] Dwarves hate being called midgets 矮子讨厌被叫成侏儒 [00:10] and midgets are small. 侏儒很矮 [00:13] And 那 [00:14] what does a star turn into after it collapses?…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Good morning, Greendale Community College. 早上好 格林德尔社区大学 [00:03] This is your Dean reminding you 现在由本院长提醒大家 [00:05] that among your school’s prestigious alumni 我们学校颇有声望的校友之一 [00:08] is Mr. Luis Guzman, celebrated actor 是著名演员兼模特 波多黎各裔美国人 [00:11] and model Puerto-rican American. 路易斯·盖兹曼先生 [00:13] This Friday, we will be dedicating a statue of Guzman 本周五 将举行盖兹曼雕像的落成仪式…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Before we wrap up, I would like to thank you guys 下课前 我要谢谢大家 [00:03] for filling out these anonymous evaluation cards. 为我填写了这些匿名评估卡 [00:06] I found your feedback to be 我发现你们的反馈 [00:08] largely constructive and flattering, 很有建设性 恭维话也不少 [00:11] – so gracias on that. – De nada. -谢谢了 -客气啥 [00:12] You don’t…
时间 英文 中文 [00:16] Hey, man. My name’s Jeff. 你好 我叫杰夫 [00:18] I’m trying to lock down the rest of my schedule before the deadline. 我想在选课截止前敲定剩余的课程 [00:21] I heard this class was a cakewalk. 我听说这课特容易过 [00:23] Are you passing it? 你能通过吗 [00:25] Do you like Dane Cook? 你喜欢丹尼·库克吗[喜剧明星] [00:26] Yeah, he’s awesome. 喜欢啊 他棒极了 [00:27]…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Good afternoon, Greendale community college. 下午好 格林德尔社区大学 [00:04] I am your dean with a few corrections to the fall class catalog. 我是院长 现对秋季课程概况作小小纠正 [00:08] Cosmology should be cosmetology, 宇宙学 应该是美容学 [00:11] astrology should be astronomy, 占星术 应该是天文学 [00:13] and the students on the cover should be smiling, 概况封面的学生 应该是面露笑容 [00:16] but…