时间 英文 中文 [00:02] I think I’m failing psychopharmacology. 估计我的精神药理学要挂了 [00:04] Why are you taking that? 谁让你选那门课 [00:06] I thought it was a class 我以为这门课讲的是 [00:07] about crazy farm animals, okay? 农场动物疯狂总动员呢 [00:09] Let’s finish the unit. 继续学习这个单元吧 [00:10] I don’t want to be late for lunch. 我可不想错过午饭 [00:12] “Amar” is “To love,” right? “Amar”的意思是”爱慕”…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Good morning, Greendale! 早安 格林德尔 [00:04] As you know, it is April fool’s day. 众所周知 今天是愚人节 [00:06] Just kidding–it’s the day before April fool’s. 开个玩笑 明天才是愚人节 [00:11] You know what, Leonard? Strike two! 伦纳德 再惹我一次你就三振出局 [00:15] Anyway, just reminding you to keep any April fool’s prank 总之 只是提醒大家在开愚人节玩笑时 [00:19] physically safe,…
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] I had to get up so early for my bus, 我今天为了赶公车起了个大早 [00:02] I caught the tail end of what Cinemax gets up to at night. “家庭院线”的午夜场都被我赶上个结尾 [00:05] Subscription canceled. 我把”家庭院线”取消了 [00:06] I got that channel for Eddie Murphy movies, 我花钱是要看艾迪·墨菲的电影[喜剧黑人明星] [00:08] not stimulation. 不是为了暴力色情片 [00:09] Wait, why are you taking the…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Hey. Haven’t seen you all day. 一整天都没见你 [00:05] I’ve been really busy. 我一直很忙 [00:06] Plus I had to find, like, 30 extra chairs for my classroom, 而且我还得去找30把椅子加在教室里 [00:08] since it’s family day. 因为今天是家庭日 [00:09] Oh, speaking of, I was going to invite my mom, 说到这个 我准备邀请我妈来 [00:11] so you could meet…
时间 英文 中文 [00:05] Good morning, everybody. 早啊 各位 [00:06] – Hey. – Hi, Jeff. -早 -早啊 杰夫 [00:07] I brought bagels. 我带了百吉饼来 [00:09] Oh, I’d love a bagel. 我要来一个 [00:10] Be a perfect beginning for my first day of billiards class. 作为我第一节桌球课的完美前奏 [00:14] Oh, did you pick a special outfit 你特意买了身新行头 [00:16] so you…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] It’s valentine’s week. 本周有甜蜜的情人节 [00:03] When the greendale “human being” is the cupid being, 格林德尔的吉祥物”人” 化身为丘比特”人” [00:08] delivering your gift to that special someone. 为心爱的人送出礼物吧 [00:11] But remember, cupid’s face is magic marker on nylon, 不过请注意 爱神的脸是用记号笔画在丝袜上的杰作 [00:15] so love is not only blind, 所以爱情不仅是盲目的 [00:16] but also dizzy and a…
时间 英文 中文 [00:04] Missed you at lunch today. 中午吃饭的时候没看到你 [00:05] Did you slip out for a quickie with Professor Hot Stuff? 溜出去和性感教授”速战速决”了吗 [00:07] Her name is Michelle, and how did you know? 她的名字是蜜雪儿 你又是怎么知道的 [00:09] There’s a gold star on your fly. 她奖励你的金星贴在拉链门前 [00:11] You weren’t kidding. 你居然不是在开玩笑 [00:14] You know, it’s nice to…
时间 英文 中文 [00:03] Before we start, 在我们开始之前 [00:05] I’d like to have a preliminary powwow, 我想先做一个预备仪式 [00:07] or prelimi-wow, about what I’m calling 或者说是预备式 是关于我称之为 [00:09] our library’s backdoor conundrum. 图书馆后门之谜的事 [00:12] Sounds like a porno with Kate Winslet. 感觉像凯特·温丝莱特[奥斯卡影后]去演色情片了 [00:13] Abed, ew. 阿布蒂 你恶心死了 [00:15] The door outsaid is locked at 5:00, 外面的门五点就关了…
时间 英文 中文 [00:02] Welcome back! 欢迎回来 [00:04] – Hi. – Hello. -你好 -你好啊 [00:07] What did you do over break? 放假玩什么了啊 [00:08] Oh, It was so awesome. 玩得太爽了 [00:09] Me and Abed played this video game. 我和阿布蒂打了一款游戏 [00:10] It is so dope. It’s a whole city. 棒极了 模拟了整个城市 [00:12] – You can drive anywhere….
时间 英文 中文 [00:01] Happy last day before winter break, Greendale 寒假前最后一天快乐呀 格林德尔的同学们 [00:03] Time to visit our loved ones 是去探望爱人的时候了 [00:05] Some of you will travel as far as three miles! 听说有的人还会远行上三公里呢 [00:08] Don’t forget to visit our winter wonderland in the quad, 但也别忘了去光临广场的”冬日仙境” [00:11] Where we’re giving away catalogues of next semester’s classes….